Inspired by the recent show Russian Doll, in which the universe conspires to kill the main character over and over again (even once in Le Monde), Managing Editor Zack Abrams enlisted the rest of Bwog’s staff to dream up the myriad of ways our beloved institution could slay us if it wished.
You should watch the show Russian Doll. It’s got everything: a vagina door, a party that’s much cooler than anything on Frat Row, tooth brushing, bodega vomiting, a fuck-pile, and death. Lots and lots of death. In the show, the main character, Nadia, keeps dying and resetting back at the same party, with no one the wiser. It seems the universe has it out for her: she gets hit by a car, falls down the stairs, gets incinerated in a gas explosion… y’know, the average day in New York.
The show got me thinking: if the universe set about trying to kill me at Columbia, how would it go about its business? I enlisted the help of Bwog’s staff and we came up with the following:
Le Monde? More like Le Mort via Netflix