Bold. Beautiful. Barnard. Bwog. These two campus icons are looking for someone to keep them company this Valentine’s day, and you could be the very lucky individual that gets the chance. As always, if interested, shoot us an email at editors@bwog.com and we’ll make it happen.

Name, Year, School, Major (grad students encouraged): Idris / Sophomore / Barnard / Anthropology

Preference (girl for girl, etc): Girl for grad student (will settle for someone with job prospects)

Hometown: St. Croix, USVI + Balikpapan, Indonesia

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: It’s Mel’s.

What redeems you as a human being? People thought this was real

Library room of choice: Teaching and learning in either Milstein 2 or Milstein 502

Beverage of choice and why: The 8.4 oz bottles of San Pellegrino because it’s the perfect drink in the perfect size

If you had to eat one meal from a dining hall for the rest of your life what would that be? (Describe thoroughly, like Gordon Ramsay would describe a dish on Masterchef): The over easy egg on avocado toast in Hewitt where you can cut the egg and its yolk spills over your bread

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?: In a 1020 booth

Historical Hottie: Hot people never die

 

Name, Year, School, Major (grad students encouraged): Sarah Harty, Sophomore, Barnard, History

Preference (girl for girl, etc): Girl for whatever floats ur boat

Hometown: Brooklyn, New York

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: They take me to a jazz show

What redeems you as a human being?: I have a music box that plays ABBA’s “Mamma Mia”

Library room of choice: Milstein 502, the CS/Math help room

Beverage of choice and why: Riesling or Moscato, because I like alcoholic grape juice

If you had to eat one meal from a dining hall for the rest of your life what would that be? (Describe thoroughly, like Gordon Ramsay would describe a dish on Masterchef): Diana tomato basil pizza, with the original ultra-crisp skinny fries and oyster crackers snatched from the soup counter

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?: Monopolizing a booth @ 1020

Historical Hottie: Carl von Clausewitz