Disclaimer: Both Bwog and Dante Alighieri do not condone underage drinking or illegal drug use.

Bwog And The Seventh Circle Of Hell, Reserved For The Violent (Against Neighbors And Against Self)

• Got their nipple pierced
• Got a tattoo
• Told an ex-hookup that they could see his nose hair
• Got 18 stitches in their butt
• Witnessed a man sit in someone else’s urine on the subway
• Sang One Direction songs in the Carman 9 lounge

Bwog And The Third Circle of Hell, Reserved For The Gluttonous

• Ate too many Dig Inn sweet potatoes and spent 90 minutes writhing in pain on their bed when they got home
• Bought clothes they don’t need and don’t wear
• Drank their body’s weight in tea
• Slept all day on Saturday and Sunday
• Ubered from 109th to 115th
• Watched How to Train Your Dragon 3 while stoned
• Drank A Lot™
• Took shrooms
• Took an edible and proceeded to sleep for a whopping 14 hours

Honorable Mention: Reconsidered love, both the concept in general and in the specific

Charon just absolutely fucking beating the sinners onto the boat with his fucking oar via Wikimedia Commons.