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A Call For Opening Remarks

Like High School Musical put it so articulately, this could be the start of something new (and by something new, we mean the new semester)!

As per Columbia tradition, professors will inevitably say something funny, sweet, wild, or weird on the first day of classes, in an attempt to make it seem that they’re not just any professor….they’re a COOL professor. As per Bwog tradition, we want to hear them!

If your professor makes a remark worth sharing, email us at tips@bwog.com or write it in the comments below. We’ll make a post with all the remarks later in the week.

Sit back, relax, and listen to the weird sh*t your professors say via Pixabay

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6 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous marko jovanovic: the “sophomore” professor with a hatred of marco polo

  • Rashid Khalidi says:

    @Rashid Khalidi “White man bad.”

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  • zobo says:

    @zobo “when i proposed this class to my department, i wanted to bring in real hashish, but they wouldn’t let me!”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous john mcwhorter, intro linguistics, about where to find him: “The office, unfortunately, is in hell.”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous “children are inferior goods”

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Break down by race and income, and it’s not quite that simple.

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