Field Notes: Love Is In The Air Edition
Here at Bwog, we had a weekend full of love, 1020 incidents, and fun!
Bwog sorted out relationships:
- Wingmanned for my roomie by talking him up hardcore while smoking with the girl he’s kinda seeing.
- Smoked on my roof with a b*y and it was cute and I liked it.
- Hung out with my high school ex-boyfriend who was visiting; we ate really good tacos.
- Kept getting hit with medication-induced hypoglycemia and almost passed out on a date at the Met.
- Went to visit my boyfriend in Lancaster, PA and saw a lot of cows and pick-up trucks.
- Saw my suitemate on Tinder.
Bwog went to 1020:
- Got turned away trying to use a fellow Bwogger’s fake (bouncer: “what’s your birthday?” “me: February?”).
- Avoided the scary bouncer.
- Made a friend in the line after a friend ditched me. Got some life advice and a free drink after sparing him from a giant group of girls that threatened to cut us in line.
- Watched people stare at the projector screen in horror while Showgirls (1995) was playing.
Bwog made some mistakes:
- Tried to dye my hair blue with dollar store hair dye; immediately regretted it.
- Drew – and felt proud of myself, if only for a minute before realizing I fucked up a leg.
- Capsized our sailboat and had to get pulled back into the boat/saved by my ~male~ teammate.
- Bumped into a TA from last semester at Morton Williams getting a 6 pack. Instead of saying hi to one another we both turned around at the same time and walked away.
- Developed hives.
- Played PUBG + ARK survival until 5am with a friend who’s in Melbourne. It was a mistake.
Bwog saw some stuff:
- Went to study in milstein and saw yak in the fourth floor bathroom.
- Went to the dollar store in Harlem and bought some sweet, sweet infant sunglasses.
- Saw a sloth.
- Saw the sights of Morningside Lights on college walk on Saturday – v pretty.
- Spotted my favorite bodega cat and almost cried because he/she is so beautiful and pure and chunky.
- Saw Lana del Rey live and it was truly a transformative experience. Bring on those fall sad girl vibes!
…And everything else in between:
- Watched Liverpool vs. Chelsea game on laptop at Lerner and got into an argument with a Chelsea fan sitting behind me.
- Was told by a first-year at an ISSO reunion that my “white name” would be Becky.
- Set up for TWO (2) events in one night and made it to bed sober by 1 AM so i could finish my pset the next day. my mind.
- Put an excessive amount of glitter on my body.
- Participated in the theft of a table.
- Dressed up like a sexy sexy alien.
- Went to three parties in one night with full blown bacterial pneumonia.
Live shot of love, in the air via Wikimedia