Every Monday, Bwog Staff shares tidbits of what occurred in our lives that past week. Each member of Bwog Staff handled their first week of classes a different way.
Bwog Reacquainted Ourselves With Campus And Morningside Heights:
- Took a peaceful walk along Riverside and through campus
- Actually did my CC readings
- Had Koronets, for lunch
- Made it through a subway turnstile on the first try!
- Got brunch w/ my bf :)
- Reconnected with many friends I missed over the summer and my heart feels full!!!!
- Did laundry for the first time in my new dorm where only four machines are working for a building of over 350 residents: it was quite the process
- Went to my first class not having a thesis advisor and left with a thesis advisor
- Realized how amazing it is that you can spend your whole life reading the work of a professor, and then finally take that class with that professor.
- Visited a friend’s place in the east village and cried bc i wanna live in manhattan so bad
Bwog Got Messy:
- Dressed up in our high school uniforms and went on a first day of school scavenger hunt with 3 of my best friends, in the process pretending that I was a jojo siwa ambassador
- Went out 5 out of the 7 days of the first week of school :( had drunk roti roll on 3 of those days :(
- Spilled white claw all over the floor of toms, a single incident in a series of unfortunately clumsy accidents
- Made my lovely sweet friends leave a party, just to walk with me back to the exact same party
- Got drunk and yelled about Harry styles
- Drunkenly burnt tongue on pizza, 0/10 for burn, but 10/10 for pizza
- Gave a family probably bad directions to the Empire State Building
- Was encouraged to “take it off,” a proposition to which I consented, and woke up in a pile of dollar bills
- Lesbian friend wanted to go to a gay bar. I took her to 1020 :(
Bwog Influenced Each Other’s Weekends:
- Went to two concerts on one night and it was totally the right decision
- Harassed said Bwogger for leaving said first concert early
- Got too drunk and puked up some very nice onion rings :(
- Bought onion rings at 2 in the morning and shared with another Bwogger after hanging out with the marching band at the Sun Dial at 1 AM
Send us the crazy shit you pull this week to tips@bwog.com to be featured in next week’s edition of Field Notes!
Koronets via Bwogger’s midday craving
6 Comments
@Anonymous The way to deal with an ornery turnstile is to proceed firmly through, neither slow nor fast, but resolutely. Like everything else, a firm slow hand is best. If it complains, step slightly back and walk while swiping.
@Anonymous bwog staff confirmed lame af
@underrated “Lesbian friend wanted to go to a gay bar. I took her to 1020”
@Anonymous the whitest shit on earth is to live in harlem and go “i can’t wait to live in manhattan :(“
@Anonymous “Was encouraged to “take it off,” a proposition to which I consented, and woke up in a pile of dollar bills”
Whoever did this is an actual whore
@Anonymous This is fucking disgusting. Why do you guys post this shit?