Bwog is a scholarly organization and like always, kept it scholarly this weekend.

Bwog did some “work”:

• Got crossed for the first time in a while and slept 14 hours (literally waking up a few minutes before sunset).
• Procrastinated.
• Worked on my final (!) paper (!) of the semester/year/decade (!)
• Coped with stress but heading down to 69th street and getting magnolia.
• Nothing I did no things.
• Juuled and booled.
• Procrastinated doing homework by doing other homework.
• Plotted a way to protest World War 1.
• Tried to write my thesis and learned that i have been lied to for 21 years, i am not smart, i am stupid. Very.
• Tried to do homework, cried.
• Went to bed at 4:30 two nights in a row.
• Blacked out at dwb (thank you all for coming) and abandoned my laptop at the hosts’ house. Was unable to do work all weekend as a result.

Bwog did relationships (like always)

• Caught feelings for a BOY like an IDIOT.
• Got sad when I realized I might get crushes too easily.
• Had to tell a boy that I do not love him back :/
• Discovered I liked someone. Was not happy about it.

Bwog did some weird things:

• Ubered from Lerner to DWB.
• Walked at least a mile around Morningside while drunk.
• Almost pissed myself laughing trying to record a sketch in french.
• Learned that whiskey and pickle juice go together and are actually DELICIOUS ??!??
• Went to Morton Williams at 4 am on a Monday morning for ice cream, stroopwaffles, and apple juice.
• Fit 35 people into my Carlton double for a gift swap.
• Raised up the giant stress ball i had just received at said gift swap while the entire room screamed “ALL HAIL THE BLESSED ORB!!!!”

And everything in between:

• Went to Boston and watched a 3 1/2 hour musical about moby fucking dick.
• Made two giant posters with my friend’s face on them to support (aka embarrass) him.
• Got said friend flowers as well as a ‘sorry we love u u did good’ gesture.
• Went to a chill get together holiday party, heard a friend rant about the makerspace lol.
• Played harry potter themed UNO.
• Went to a very wholesome gift exchange in which I was gifted some sweet Muji pens. I may now have to defect to the Muji cult.

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