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Field Notes: Missing The Bus And Furry Doors Edition

Oh, you didn’t ask? Well, we’re telling you what we did the first week of the semester anyway.

Bwog was active on Tik Tok:

  • Watched Tik Toks for an hour with my girlfriend
  • Learned a Tik Tok dance
  • Sent my mom a LOT of Tik Tok

Bwog got creative:

  • Stole ice from JJs to make cocktails in my dorm room
  • Threw an arts and crafts themed party! But lost a needle or two in my couch
  • Put fur on my door
  • Tried to revive my dead plants
  • Taught my friend how to embroider
  • Taught TWO people how to knit!!!

Bwog ate:

  • Had my first ever halal cart meal
  • Made bomb ass spaghetti and meatballs
  • Ate hot pot
  • Ate delicious Indian food

Bwog cried (or almost did):

  • Cried at an interview
  • Almost cried at the career fair
  • Cried over a podcast

Bwog made some mistakes, per usual:

  • I missed a bus by literally a minute only for the next one to not arrive for another fifteen minutes. I was rewarded, however, by the universe when the bus’ card reading machine wasn’t working so I got a free ride.
  • Had to buy a new belt because I somehow lost my old one that I wore every day
  • Became obsessed with The Bachelor after watching one (1) episode
  • Sinned on the subway
  • Spilled water all over my Macbook
  • Did not unpack

And everything in between:

  • Saw someone walk into Lerner 510, grab two condoms, and leave
  • Bought two plants, now named Big Leonard and Paul
  • Broke-in my first pair of Doc Martens
  • Celebrated my birthday with my lovely friends
  • Doubled down on my unfuckability by beginning a Lord of the Rings-themed Dungeons & Dragons campaign
  • Went on WKCR as a guest and talked about how little I know about cheese
  • Realized how grateful I am to be where I am right now
  • Accepted that dreams change, and that’s okay
  • Lost my fucking soul

Not the bus mentioned but you get the point via Bwog Archives

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