Oh, you didn’t ask? Well, we’re telling you what we did the first week of the semester anyway.

Bwog was active on Tik Tok:

• Watched Tik Toks for an hour with my girlfriend
• Learned a Tik Tok dance
• Sent my mom a LOT of Tik Tok

Bwog got creative:

• Stole ice from JJs to make cocktails in my dorm room
• Threw an arts and crafts themed party! But lost a needle or two in my couch
• Put fur on my door
• Tried to revive my dead plants
• Taught my friend how to embroider
• Taught TWO people how to knit!!!

Bwog ate:

• Had my first ever halal cart meal
• Made bomb ass spaghetti and meatballs
• Ate hot pot
• Ate delicious Indian food

Bwog cried (or almost did):

• Cried at an interview
• Almost cried at the career fair
• Cried over a podcast

Bwog made some mistakes, per usual:

• I missed a bus by literally a minute only for the next one to not arrive for another fifteen minutes. I was rewarded, however, by the universe when the bus’ card reading machine wasn’t working so I got a free ride.
• Had to buy a new belt because I somehow lost my old one that I wore every day
• Became obsessed with The Bachelor after watching one (1) episode
• Sinned on the subway
• Spilled water all over my Macbook
• Did not unpack

And everything in between:

• Saw someone walk into Lerner 510, grab two condoms, and leave
• Bought two plants, now named Big Leonard and Paul
• Broke-in my first pair of Doc Martens
• Celebrated my birthday with my lovely friends
• Doubled down on my unfuckability by beginning a Lord of the Rings-themed Dungeons & Dragons campaign
• Went on WKCR as a guest and talked about how little I know about cheese
• Realized how grateful I am to be where I am right now
• Accepted that dreams change, and that’s okay
• Lost my fucking soul

Not the bus mentioned but you get the point via Bwog Archives