Looking for someone a little more mysterious? Look no further. 

Name, Year, School, Major: Saggitarius A* (you may know me as the probable black hole at the center of the Milky Way), I transcend class years, Barnard, Creative Writing

Preference (girl for girl, etc): Void for void

Hometown: The Milky Way Galaxy, but I grew up in Los Angeles.

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: She escapes my gravitational pull :(

What redeems you as a human being? I’m a supermassive black hole with a mass nearly inconceivable to humans. It doesn’t get much thicker than that.

Library room of choice: Butler 209. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Beverage of choice and why: Anything that comes my way. Photons, planets, galaxies… I’m not picky.

If you had to eat one meal from a dining hall for the rest of your life what would that be? We don’t get much in the way of prepared food where I’m from, so the John Jay grain bowls blow my mind every time. I’d never eat anything else.

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? At the center of your galaxy, baby ;)

Historical Hottie: The universe right after the Big Bang. One billion degrees Kelvin is nothing to sneeze at.

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