Baby Bwogger is back at it again to explain those pesky acronyms to you! You’re welcome.

GHAP- General Hungarian Accucharments Participation- Ever feel like the Hungarian Pastry shop isn’t enough Hungary for you? This group is a Hungarian Culture club for all the other fun parts of this eastern European culture

ESC- Ending Student Communication- You know what would make this school*really* better? Less communication. Fewer students talking to each other, fewer friendships. That would be really great-

SGA- Super Great Apparel- no one is entirely sure what this group does, but it’s been told that they have really great apparel, so people are always vying for a spot!

CCSC- Cooperative Candy Selling Cooperative- This is a drug front. That’s all.

CWBS- Crocetting Wool blankets & Scarves- ever cold?  Deep in the stack, if you make it past all the… studying couples, you will find an incredible collection of students who sit and whisper in the silence,  crocheting blankets rapidly in the depths of the stacks. Tread cautiously, no one has told them the school shut down in the spring for Covid yet

CUEMS- Columbia University- Extreme Moterbiking society-  Hear that rumble? Scared? Annoyed? So are we!! The Motorbike society is always sure to starttheir drag races down Broadway  juuuuusssttt when you specifically are heading to sleep. It’s their little gift to you

MCAC-  Multiple Calculus Addition Courses- This is what I imagine math clubs are. You can’t convince me otherwise.

CFAC- Cookie For A Cause- buy a cookie from these guys, and there will be special causation. Giving to them feels so good- you just feel so happy helping them! Definitely no  illegal substances involved

CFIG- Cookies For Isaac Green- one ingenious student asked “what happens if I start a club where people bring me cookies? Surprisingly, this actually worked for a few years, until the hazing fot too bad

ABC- All Bananas Cry- they do, they just do. You don’t get it.

SGB- Send Google Books- A fantastic collection of online textbooks. Highly recommend

WKCR- Wikipedia Koalas Cooking Ravioli- A real wikipedia page a couple of students made. Slowly is being added to with ore and more photoshopped Koalas

CORE- Columbia Organized Rain Extravaganza- In the first rain of the month, this group runs outside to live their best manic pixie dreamgirl life. You can recognize them for their next month by their loud colds

APLS- Thought they were spelling Alps. Dyslexic. 

CURC: Columbia University Radical Chillers

WBAR: it’s a bar for everyone! We bar, you bar, she bars!!! Why is there a profesor here?!?!

CSER: A cute name for your boyfriend, little Caesar (CSER) is super hot. works every time.

CAVA: Vena Cava- a club for circulatory system enthusiasts. They live and die for orgo class

PCHS: Pacific crest High School. Idk what they’re doing at Columbia either. Why ae there always children here? there should not be children here.

KCST: Keepingupw/ Columbia Student Treasurers- want to see people with money traipsing around campus?  Well, this isn’t that, but you do get to sit in on some *super interesting* board meetings. This TV show is so cancelled they never even othered to film it.

CMTS: Chemists Measure Temperature Slowly- This is all that science is. I’m 95% sure. 

CC: copycat

CC- copycat 2-  WHAT INSTITUTION HAS TWO OF THE SAME ACRONYM LIKE THIS.  WHAT A TERRIBLE IDEA

AP- the thing you will never get credit for 

CSA: community sofa association- they make sure that all the sofas are JUST uncomfortable enough to not sleep on ALL over campus. Your’e wlecome

ERC: your friend eric when he mispells his name. He thinks it makes him edgy. We all know its stupid

PHCS: people have complicated stomachs- for you friends who have “gluten sensitivities” or are “lactose iffy” or “feel meh when they eat protein”

SGA- Super Great Apparel- no one is entirely sure what this group does, but it’s been told that they have really great apparel, so people are always vying for a spot!

CCSC- Cooperative Candy Selling Cooperative- This is a drug front. That’s all.

CWBS- Crocetting Wool blankets & Scarves- ever cold?  Deep in the stack, if you make it past all the… studying couples, you will find an incredible collection of students who sit and whisper in the silence,  crocheting blankets rapidly in the depths of the stacks. Tread cautiously, no one has told them the school shut down in the spring for Covid yet

CUEMS- Columbia University- Extreme Moterbiking society-  Hear that rumble? Scared? Annoyed? So are we!! The Motorbike society is always sure to starttheir drag races down Broadway  juuuuusssttt when you specifically are heading to sleep. It’s their little gift to you

MCAC-  Multiple Calculus Addition Courses- This is what I imagine math clubs are. You can’t convince me otherwise.

CFAC- Cookie For A Cause- buy a cookie from these guys, and there will be a special causation. Giving to them feels so good- you just feel so happy helping them! Definitly no  illegal substances involved

CFIG- Cookies For Isaac Green- one ingenious student asked “what happens if I start a club where people bring me cookies? Surprisingly, this actually worked for a few years, until the hazing fot too bad

ABC- All Bannanas Cry- they do, they just do. You don’t get it.

SGB- Send Google Books- A fantastic collection of online textbooks. Highly recommend

WKCR- Wikipedia Koalas Cooking Ravioli- A real wikipedia page a couple of students made. Slowly is being added to with ore and more photoshopped Koalas

CORE- Columbia Organized Rain Extravaganza- In the first rain of the month, this gorup runs outside to live their best manic pixie dreamgirl life. You can recognize them for their next month by their loud colds

APLS- Thought they were spelling Alps. Dyslexic. 

CURC: Columbia University Radical Chillers

WBAR: wait but also run?

CSER: caesar dressing fanatics?

CAVA: Vena Cava- a club for circulatory enthusiasts 

PCHS: pacific crest high school. Idk what they’re doing at Columbia either. Why ae there always children here?

KCST: Keepingupw/ Columbia Student Treasurers- want to see people with money traipsing around campus?  Well, this isn’t that, but you do get to sit in on some *super interesting* board meetings. This TV show is so canceled they never even bothered to film it.

CMTS: Chemists Measure Temperature Slowly- This is all that science is. I’m 95% sure. 

CC: copycat

CC- copycat 2-  WHAT INSTITUTION HAS TWO OF THE SAME ACRONYM LIKE THIS.  WHAT A TERRIBLE IDEA

AP- the thing you will never get credit for 

CSA: community sofa association- they make sure that all the sofas are JUST uncomfortable enough to not sleep on ALL over campus. Your’e wlecome

ERC: your friend eric when he mispells his name. He thinks it makes him edgy. We all know its stupid

PHCS: people have complicated stomachs- for you friends who have “gluten sensitivities” or are “lactose iffy” or “feel meh when they eat protein”

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