Feral? Unhinged? Manifesting? You know what, let’s normalize using these over-used and now ultimately meaningless words to describe Bwog’s past week!

Bwog felt feral:

• Was so tired that I thought I ran the dishwasher but did not in fact do so
  • Ate off of dirty dishes for approximately three days until I realized my grave, grave error 
• Got chewed out by my roommate for disobeying her Catholic morals in what she sees as her Catholic home
  • Stole a singular puzzle piece from said roommate’s puzzle in an act of passive-aggressive retaliation
•  Cut my own bangs in the dark of the night
  • (Was successful)
• Biked! Saw a skunk! Almost got hit in the face by mangoes!
• Almost pissed in Central Park while carrying a bunch of empty cider bottles but made it to a nearby hospital whose staff was VERY kind

Bwog went unhinged:

• Dipped my fingers in melted candle wax as a reward for finishing my paper
• Canceled an appointment for the ass doctor out of pure fear………
  • I do not want to bust it wide on one of those thin paper sheets that go over the examination chairs
• Got piercings because my TikTok FYP told me to
• Played a Lot of Among Us, was accused of murder by many people whom I previously loved!
• Put off an essay for a month
  • Ended up being one of my favorite things I’ve written this semester
• Schemed

Bwog went… hinged?

• Did most of my homework at a reasonable hour on a Saturday evening like some kind of sane and diligent person

Bwog manifested (good?) things:

• Took a five-hour plane ride to live with two of my best friends who I hadn’t seen in seven months! 
• Had a vivid dream about starting a business where I provide cardboard cutouts of their crushes and listening services to guys who are stuck in unrequited love for $300
• Got the OK from my dad to take the driver’s license test in December!
• Drank my favorite coffee from my favorite convenience store for the first time since MARCH
• Looked at some (goat) kids!
  • The best kids!

Bwog got up to things that, you know what, should be normalized!:

• Watched The Social Network two nights in a row to feel real emotion and understand what good writing looks like
• Finished a bottle of vodka… by making a pound of penne alla vodka
• Had my first edible? Was weird and trippy
  • In college we #trynewthings
• Got super nervous for my driver’s test, which is this week
  • Had several dreams about parallel parking
  • When I actually did practice driving in my waking hours, monologued the entire time without even realizing I was talking
• Got my flu shot
  • Pour one out for the pharmacist who listened to me talk about how much I hate needles before jabbing me
  • She was nice!
• Procrastinated essay writing by reading
  • Turns out reading helps a lot with essay writing

Image of not the unfinished puzzle, but A puzzle via Libreshot