Do me a favor and pretend all of those things rhyme for the final Field Notes of this wholly virtual but not wholly terrible semester.
Bwog thrived:
- Turned 20 on December 20 in 2020
- Overloaded on the amount of 20s happening
- Thought that turning 20 would be more fun and zestier than it ended up being since 2020 is, well, 2020
- But it was still wonderful!
- Ate excellent bread
- Discovered new outfit combinations
- Finally figured out the best way to wear those surgical masks that are too big for my face
- Ate a whole marzipan octopus while studying
- Ripped up documents from a couple of classes I’m now forever finished with (cathartic)
- Frolicked in the snow
- Checked in on all my first-year friends to make sure they were doing okay
- Felt whole :)
- Asked out my boyfriend on a playground in Riverside!!
- Am officially cuffed for the first time ever!!
- Finished my 23-page seminar paper! Early!
- Got so high before a presentation that I don’t remember it or the six hours that followed
- The professor loved it
Bwog survived:
- Somehow finished five classes in the span of three days
- Fought Audacity
- Ripped up documents from a couple of classes I’m now forever finished with (cathartic)
- Punted on a number of finals
- Cried so hard to Taylor Swift I almost threw up
- Wailed in a whale-cry-like manner upon every slightest inconvenience
- Put off every important thing I needed to get done
- I still haven’t done most of them
- Went to Dunkin just to hear the sweet employees call me “love”
- Was bullied by my grandma :(
- Sat outside for an hour in 20-degree weather because my mother locked her keys in her car
- She argued that it was my fault for locking the door, and not hers for leaving her keys in the ignition
- Wrote too many pages in too little time
- The result is a delirious argument vocalized through Foucault
Bwog simply lived, which would rhyme and keep up the theme if English weren’t such a hell language:
- Got ignored by a dog
- Did not get ignored by the various neighborhood cats who have become my closest companions this semester
- Went to the grocery store thrice in two days
- Thought about Martin Shkreli for the first time ever
- Got a spam email from someone purporting to have taken a video of me watching porn
- Their evidence? They knew a hacked password of mine that I used regularly… when I was eight and playing Henry Stickmin on AddictingGames.com
- Hung out with my dog and was reassured by his empty-headed doggy presence
- Lost no fewer than five Scrabble games in a row
- Was absolutely demoralized
- Listened to ska
- Just sat outside for a while and thought
Image of some NYC snow but, like, in an apocalyptic Fall 2020 way via Pxhere