Swabbin’ for love.
Name, Year, School, Major: Coronavirus diagnostic testing swab, all years, all schools, Econ
Preference: Swab for nasopharynx
Hometown: All across the globe! I’m a world traveler.
Your nightmare date in eight words or fewer: “So I licked a pangolin the other day…”
What redeems you as a
human being public health measure? I let you on campus, I tell you if you need to isolate, I tell you if your stuffy nose isn’t just allergies, all with a quick and easy swab that takes less than fifteen minutes out of your day. I’m a critical intervention that’s saved countless lives! Also, I make a mean casserole.
Library room of choice: Diana Event Oval or Lerner.
Beverage of choice: PCR buffer solution
Which dating apps have you been active on? (be honest) I’ve been a little busy here, guys.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Up someone’s nose. Work is work…
Historical Hottie: SARS
Hottie swabbie via Pixabay