Bwog shows you that no summer is a summer wasted if you can find a strong resume verb. 

Not to brag, but Bwog was very productive this summer. No, really. In the midst of a pandemic and everything! So. Many. Resume points. It’s sickening—the finance and CS bros are quaking in their boots. 

Professional Burden

• Negotiated lower standards than ever. 
• Developed new “breakdown” protocols. 
• Assessed and analyzed personal flaws. 

Media Quality Consultant 

• Examined several hours of content a day for multiple media platforms.
• Inspected for quality and assigned “like” or “dislike” values to content. 
• Consulted with team members on final values.
• Analyzed trends in daily content.

Participant – “Identity Crisis”

• Re-evaluated path in life.
• Fielded all questions from family regarding “next steps.”
• Investigated the concept of “graduate school.”

Producer – “Painful Daydreams”

• Integrated new embarrassing moments to rotate in the lineup. 
• Authored critiques of the status quo without presenting alternatives.
• Launched improved episodes with increased disparity between “Daydreams” and “Real Life.”

Cautionary Tale

• Demonstrated incorrect behavior to young observers.
• Advised young observers on more appropriate choices.
• Identified new behavior patterns to warn observers against.

Can’t wait to show my CCE counselor how much I’ve done!

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