Bacchanal was a convenient excuse for Bwog’s usual weekend debauchery.
Bwog had fun during Bacchanal this weekend:
- Saw Sarah Kinsley and changed my life
- Raged
- Took a quick crying at home break at around 4 pm on Bacchanal day, immediately rallied for Terminal 5
- Threw a Rager. Floor is still sticky
- Woke up Saturday and pregamed Holi
- Pregamed the Bacchanal pregame
- Got white girl wasted by proxy (was sober but my friends were white girl wasted so I became white girl wasted)
- Felt like I was living in a college brochure
- Got afternoon drunk, passed out for several hours; ate ramen to restore stamina, got night drunk
Some got oddly excited to see Rick Ross:
- Got way drunker than last weekend but didn’t puke in the shower this time!
- Thought about how Rick Ross is implicated in some of the best songs from the 2010’s
- Was probably drunk for 24 hours straight
- Watched two friends pour vodka and rum together into an empty water bottle and then down it all on the way to Terminal 5
Other Bwoggers had their weekend plans derailed:
- Cried in JJ’s
- Went to a bar with a guy from Tinder who was way too into PDA
- Drunkenly lost nine dollars in poker
- Had my card decline while buying grapefruit White Claws at Mo Willy. Fortunately, another Bwogger gallantly covered the cost <3
- Took an edible on the train to Terminal 5. Turns out it was expired and I didn’t get any kind of high so I just ate a basement-tasting gummy bear for nothing
- Took a nap before going to Terminal 5 to heal myself. It just made things Worse
- Got hit in the face on Sunday by all the work I haven’t done
- Went to Bacchanal and got rejected bc they said “I needed to sober up”
Some couldn’t get tickets but had a fun weekend anyway:
- Didn’t go to Bacchanal yet didn’t succeed in my goal of staying away from alcohol and weed for the rest of the semester
- Didn’t go to Bacchanal but pregamed anyway
- Went to one of the best concerts I’ve ever experienced (not Rick Ross), and this artist now has me in a psychic chokehold
- Went to a book-tour event in Hoboken with John Scalzi—fun! Illuminating! There was a secret story about bears you only get if you go to the tour
- Saw Circus Hamlet and it changed my life
- Went to an Irish Tavern in the Bronx to listen to Irish trad music and drink ale… drank a hearty amount of ale and enjoyed the three (3) accordions used in the band. And a flute!
Artist’s rendition of the first CU Bacchanal in 1964 via Wikimedia Commons