Bwog found many ways to channel the energy of music’s golden age this past weekend.
Some Bwoggers had the “Time of [Their] Lives:”
- Saw two shows at Mezzrow. Jazzed
- Lived, laughed, LOVED Varsity Show
- Flirted with an Irish man
- Learned about Ireland’s big wave surfers
- Got two vaccines (for travel) then went out for drinks and ordered a cocktail called “Flu Shot,” so really I got three vaccines
- Was in the KCST play The Knight of the Burning Pestle!
- Got super smashed three nights in a row and felt like a freshman
- Failed at rage cage
- Wore little black dresses like it was my mf job (it was)
- Watched American Psycho for the first time… the pain IS constant and sharp, so true bestie
- (I am a woman so I can make this joke)
Other Bwoggers felt like they might “Die Young:”
- Did not study for my exams half as much as I needed to
- Got put on the housing waitlist
- Suffered, in the most general possible sense
- Got in crossfire of the politics of the World’s Stupidest Club (not Bwog… yet)
- Wrote a 10 page paper in three hours directly before the deadline
- Almost certainly contracted COVID-19
- Did NOT get enough done on my papers at all
- Ahaha fuck
- Was late for every event I planned this weekend
But many Bwoggers felt that “International Love:”
- Was sad about the semester coming to an end. Realized that I will really miss my LitHum professor and class
- Accidentally basically moved in with the guy I’ve been seeing
- Spent quality time with my family. I love them
- Spent quality time with my friends. I love them
- Schemed to get out of having to pay for food now that I’m out of meal swipes (invited my parents out to dinner)
- Professor gave fudge to students :-)
While some others fought hard to find “Clarity:”
- Defended cultured meat like my grade depended on it (it did)
- Shoved a bottle of laundry detergent down my pants
- Woke up. Ate oatmeal at 3:30 am. Went back to sleep
- Wore a yellow sweater. Was told I looked like a minion
clubbing via Pixabay
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@Anonymous ben.