In which Bwog makes some bad jokes, but also possibly some advances in the academic discussion?

1. From Mr. 305 to Mr. Worldwide: Pitbull, The Globalization of Latin Hip Hop, and Miami as a Musical Product
2. A Bunch Of Vaguely Phallic Vases: This Ceramicist Clearly Needs To Get Laid
3. We Live In A Society: A Goffmanian Perspective On Digital Self-Presentation
4. I’m So Fucking Tired Of Writing This Thesis: Think Of Your Own Pithy Title
5. The Building Blocks of Government: A 25-Day Evolution of Kraterocracy in Minecraft
6. Severance Pay: Tracing Adam Scott from the Office Comedy to the Office Dystopia
7. Getting Up Oily in the Morning: Acne and the Diurnal Cycle
8. Aurora Borealis? At This Time Of Year, At This Time Of Day, Localized Entirely Within Your Kitchen?: How Climate Change Will Fragment The Solar Wind
9. Fall Guys: Mobster Tactics and Scapegoating in Video Games
10. Facsimiles of Understanding in Coded Kommuniques and the Troubled History of Interceptions and Spycraft
11. I Wrote A Whole Thesis Just To Show Off My Scores: The Proliferation Of “-le” Games As An Internet Phenomenon
12. 1 Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: Explorations of Legendre, Taylor, and Gaussian Representations of Reciprocals
13. The Hunger Games: A Critical Analysis of Columbia Dining’s Wait Times Through a Taylorist Lens 
14. Catching Fire: A Study of New York City’s Fire Codes Within Barnard College and Columbia University
15. Mockingjay: A Reflection on the Rude Rhetoric of College Administrations During Graduate Student Petitioning
16. Bi Buys Bis: Explaining the Binomial Increase Of Bipolar Bisexuals Buying Bicycles
17. Squid Game: A Neurological Analysis of Cephalopod Brain Activity During Entertainment Activities
18. Good 4 U: The Linguistic Benefits of Five Vowels in the English Language
19. Catholic Guilt: The Supreme Court of the United States’ Religious Demographics and Its Impact on Rulings  
20. Bad Bitch, Ass Fat? How Women’s Bodies Have Shaped The Concepts of Good and Evil
21. Not Like Other Girls: A Study on Wild Children
22. BE AGGRESSIVE! B-E AGGRESSIVE! The Dangers of Cheerleading
23. Let Me See You Go To Town: A Study on Urban Displacement and Gentrification in Modern America
24. I’ve Got A Blank Space Baby, And I’ll Write Your Name: Accidental Acculturation of Immigrant Families Due To Miswritten Names During the Late 19th and Early 20th Century
25. Hell Hath No Furries: Socio-ethnographic Insight Into the Execution of Egalitarian Practice in the Furry Communities
26. I’m Only Writing This Thesis To Get Departmental Honors: An Essay in Dance or French and Francophone Studies or German Literature and Cultural History or Slavic Studies or Biophysics or…
27. Just as I Thought, Trash!: The Effects of a Novel Sanitation Process in New York City
28. Hairy Styles: The Increased Application of Body Hair in Alternative Fashion Communities
29. Strike, You’re Out: Four Case Studies of Modern Union-Busting Tactics
30. This Is An Ex-Parrot!: A New Paradigm Of Avian Taxonomy
31. The ‘Death Loop’, ‘Doom Spiral’, and Other Reassuring Images About the State of Modern Politics
32. Design Capstone: We Made Horrible Killing Machines From The Cyberpunk Novel Please God Don’t Make Horrible Killing Machines And Are Licensing Them To The US Military
33. Design Capstone: GlaDOS
34. Design Capstone: A Beautiful Suspension Bridge Which Will Immediately Collapse Under The Weight Of All Those Gargoyles
35. Creating Sound On Inert Cellulose Sheets: This Thesis Screams When You Open It
36. Calvin and Hobbes: How Religious Predestination Drives the State of Nature
37. Lego My Ego: The Freudian Implications of Children’s Toys
38. The Fault in Our Star: The Hydrodynamics of the Sun’s Transformation into a Red Giant
39. Art Portfolio: A Collection of Abandoned Objects Found Outside of Carman
40. Out, damned spot! An ad for Tide Pens disguised as a thesis
41. The Gentleman Pirate: the influence of early 18th century queer pirates on the aesthetics of modern piracy
42. Putting the Sus in SusDev: How to Greenwash Your Ideological Laundry
43. Green eggs and ham: a study on the effects of improper refrigeration in college dorms
44. Exploring Idiosyncratic Fluid Dynamic Behavior Over Time in Internally-Confined Semen Samples
45. Design Capstone: Sleepable Helmet For Tracking Ad Metrics in the Dreamspace
46. Applying Regenerative Practices to Ozarks Agroecologies & Quantifying Effects on Opium Yields
47. Art Portfolio (Film Photography): Tasteful B&W Nudes of Hot People I Know and/or Paid
48. Design Capstone: A Machine for Getting Around Campus During Graduation Setup
49. Art Portfolio (Modern Sculpture): Blue Bin Full of Jungle Juice Left in the Sun
50. Comparing Individual Effects of Anabolic Steroids in the Riverside Park Raccoon Population
51. Design capstone: bioengineered Mountain Dew nipple
52. Art Capstone: Postmodern orthorectified point cloud images
53. Design Capstone: Voice Sensitive Toilet That Flushes When You Say “Bye!”
54. Design Capstone: Mimosa-Fueled Money Laundering Robot
55. Feel Well, Do Well: the neurochemical response of Barnumbia students to the milstein green chairs
56. Squid Pro Quo: the secret history of bulk frozen calamari futures trading in the Nixon administration
57. Kill Sill: Examining Factors in Poor Domestic Succulent Survival 
58. Quantifying the Actual Long-Term Effects of Various High-Energy Laser Spectra on Human Testicular Tissue
59. Animal Farm: How Many Lab Rats Do I Have to Kill Before They Rise Up
60. Art Portfolio: Lots and Lots of Neon Acrylic 
61. Modeling the Archaeological Future of Music Festival Sites
62. Talking ‘Bout The Birds And The Bees: No, Seriously, This One Is About Bird Migration and Bee Pollination
63. WAP—What About Paul?: The Role of Saint Paul in the Early Growth of the Catholic Church
64. Greek Life^2: The Role of Fraternal Organizations in Ancient Aegean City States
65. Art Portfolio: All the Commissioned Furry Porn I Drew that Financed my Education over Four Years
66. Art Portfolio: Me, My Best Friend, and Our Queerfishing Collage Collection
67. In My Fleabag Era: The Inherent Nihilistic Tendencies of Being A Single Woman In Your Twenties
68. Wait, This Isn’t Rent (2005)? La Boheme’s Lasting Relatability In Modern Times
69. There Are Only So Many 4 Letter Words: Someday Wordle Will Have To Say Fuck – A Statistical Analysis
70. From Bolshevik To Bimbo: The Girlies Are Getting Radicalized
71. Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, Mansplain, Manipulate, Malewife: Meme-ing The Gender Binary
72. The Mirror Stage: A Play Set Entirely In Mirrors
73. The L-Word: Lymphogranuloma Venereum (LGV)
74. Damn Girl, You Live Like This? The Prevalence Of Black Mold In All-Female College Dorms
75. Hot Shirl Summer: How The Girlies Are “Healing Their Inner Children” With Alcohol
76. “Do It For The Plot” And Other Modern Feminist Sex-Positive-isms
77. Slay The House, Boots Down: The Demise Of Fashion Houses In The Modern Era
78. In My Anna Delvey Era: The Pop Culture Phenomenon Of Gaslighting Girlbosses
79. Big Brother is Watching You: The Impact of Babysitting on Inter-Sibling Dynamics 
80. Ba Ba Blacksheep: a Cloning Project
81. Life on Mars? Designing a Spacecraft That Plays Bowie Songs and Searches for Life
82. Rutabaga: So Much More Than A Fun Word to Say
83. Too Hot to Handle: Design Capstone Creating Better Laptop Cooling Systems 
84. Procrastination Nation: Ethnography of Seniors Procrastinating on their Theses
85. 95 Reeses: Food Quality Testing
86. 95 Feces: Comparative Scat Analysis 
87. 95 Geeses: Tracking Group Bird Migration
88. 95 Species: How Many Molds Are Growing in Your Dorm
89. 95 Nieces: Sorry Mom, None of Your Grandkids are Coming from Me
90. The Safety Dance: Categorizing OSHA Violations By Men Without (Construction) Hats
91. Equivalence Relations Between Euler-Gödel-Hodges Hypermanifold Cobordism Topology and e(2,2,3) Abelian Fourfold Geometry As Elliptic Cohomology
92. Reimagining Aesop’s Tales For The Modern Day: The Flat Stanley Parable
93. Dracula Daily and the Modern Epistolary Novel (ft. My Good Friend Jonathan Harker)
94. Wry Rye: How Social Media Spurred Pandemic-Era Baking Habits
95. A Response To Criticism Of An Editorial About A Study Rebutting Another Paper (2012) Undercutting Alterations To An Established School Of Thought
    

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