Another BWOOOOOG article about our professors and their best quotes during the shopping period.

Lauren Horst, Climate Humanities UW

• “They give us one month off, and when I get back I ask myself: what am I supposed to do?” 
• “Is it Brooke or is it Brokay (rhymes with Sharpay)?” 

Adam Cannon, Intro to Comp Sci/Programming in Java

• “I’ll give you all A’s if you all earn them. That’s just, like, never happened.”
• “And, you know, there’s been some stuff going on with plagiarism at some of our sister institutions. So. That’s bad. Don’t do that.”
• “You’re allowed to talk in here guys. I’m chill. I’m from California.”

Andrew Ragni, First Year Writing: Colonialism, Imperialism, and Sexuality: “Guys I am soo Garamond-pilled”

Peter Platt, Shakespeare II: “They moved The Theater across the country and made it The Globe in one night. Talk about sustainability!”

Peter Platt, Renaissance Drama: “Makes you want to have sex with men, women, beasts? I don’t know!”

Jessica Collins, Epistemology:

• “I see my course has doubled, tripled in size! This is probably due to the BWOOOOOG article that was published about my class.”
• “If you’re gonna do the mic drop, don’t pick it back up!”
• “I’m gonna give you a real life example of justified true belief not being knowledge: the bar 1020! 1020 is now back! And it’s now run by good, reliable Australian hands.”

Most famous classroom in the world via Bwog Archives.