Are your multiple late-night Columbia Admirers posts not getting the attention of that special someone in your 200-person lecture? (Hint: it’s probably because you’re describing them as a tall brown-haired person in skinny jeans who was taking notes and drinking coffee). Time to burst your anonymous bubble: Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and if you want to get the ball rolling on your romantic life we can offer something bigger and better than a Facebook tag: our annual tradition, your very own Bwog Personals post. Email personals@bwog.com with your unique, witty yet charming, individualistic answers to the questions below and your most flattering (or not) photo — we’ll take care of the rest. Your smiling face will be presented , and interested persons can contact us for a real-life CU Admirers situation. If you catch someone’s eye or vice versa, Bwog will give the happy couple $10 to use towards their first date. (You should probably supply that with some more of your own money if you want a second date.)
Fill in the blanks to find love:
- Name, Year, School, Major
- Preference (guy for guy, etc)
- Hometown
- Your dream date in seven words or fewer
- What redeems you as a human being?
- Obsessive book series of choice
- Library room of choice
- What you think the sexiest animal is
- Your guilty pleasure song
- Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically?
- Historical Hottie
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@Nervous I mean, this would be totally fun, but I’m afraid that 100% of the CU community would judge me and think I’m desperate/sad.
At the same time, I don’t see those people with dates…
@unironic GIRLS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER <3 :D
@yo tell the truth bwog! https://specsucks.wordpress.com/2013/02/04/on-an-improper-relationship-between-dean-martinez-and-a-member-of-the-specs-editing-board/
@The Shadowy Cloak bwog you do not tell the truth which is that you COVERED UP A STORY about spec because you are in bed with them. spec sucks has the true story
@Manti Te'o Im down.