While we’ve all been busy studying for finals, the Class of 2018 has been spending their senior year of high school writing more stupid things and posting them to Facebook. We promised we’d look for more after regular decision results came out, so here they are. Bwog delivers.

2018-fb-admissions-responds

Heh, whoops.

2018-fb-advice

Nope, none of us have any advice at all.

2018-fb-curling

There are only one or two thousand people in this group. I doubt anybody else has heard of curling.

2018-fb-no-arts-majors

We definitely don’t have any arts majors at Columbia. Those departments are just listed for fun.


2018-fb-cheesy-inspirational

Cool story, bro. I’ve actually never heard that quote before.

2018-fb-cocky

what did i just read

2018-fb-shirtless

Hi, I’m majoring in Computer Engineering. By the way, here’s a shirtless photo of me.

2018-fb-decline-reason

In case you thought the last post was cocky.

2018-fb-decline-letter

In case the last one still wasn’t cocky enough for you.

2018-fb-barnard-bear-wig

what have you done to the barnard bear

2018-fb-lithum-analysis

 They’ll be great at Lit Hum.

2018-fb-low-or-butler

 Check out dat geotag.

2018-fb-potluck-protest

Getting in the spirit of Columbia.

2018-fb-yolo-money

Yolo money!! Also, I think coffee is more important than paying for college but I didn’t think when I spent $500 so it accidentally went to college!