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CU Facilities has got some horror stories.
Bwog takes a detour into the world of fiction with this piece about the trials and tribulations of radiator checks. We imagined the strangest and most terrifying inventory lists that have probably come out of unannounced room checks.
WIEN 754
- Resident: not home
- Desk: cluttered
- Floor: wet
- Sink: ripped out of wall
- Rats: hostile
CARMAN 468
- Bed frame: creaky
- Pillow: soft
- Resident: light sleeper
EC 1407
- Resident: not home
- Desk: overturned
- Blood on mirror: fresh
- Air: tense
WALLACH 903
- Resident: not home
- Non-resident: undressed, unabashed, unnerved by my intrusion
MCBAIN 304
- Resident: blindfolded
- Bed: leather sheets
- Bookshelf: Fifty Shades of Gray
- Intention: most foul
Typical repairman via Shutterstock
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@Hehe I lol’ed. My eye starts twitching when I try to look at study materials, so I need this. Thanks bwog!
@Anonymous I understand the sentiment, but what about the apple pie?
@Emma S A man who goes by “Apple Pie” raped Jackie and me once. If you fact check this then you’re a rapist, too.
@Anonymous “The other day we posted a great recipe for apple crisp, but it left many wondering what about the apple pie!?! So here’s a great recipe that’s extremely simple to make.”
http://www.theveganfoodblog.com/2014/10/04/apple-pie/
There. Your quest is over. Be at rest, brave internet warrior.
@What about the apple pie, indeed. “The other day we posted a great recipe for apple crisp, but it left many wondering what about the apple pie!?! So here’s a great recipe that’s extremely simple to make.”
http://www.theveganfoodblog.com/2014/10/04/apple-pie/
There. Your quest is over. Be at rest, brave internet warrior.