If you did some regrettable things under the influence recently, you may relate to some of the highlights of Bwog’s weekend. However, if you’re not a bibulous person, you can also read some of the cultured things Bwog did this weekend. To be featured, email tips@bwog.com.
Bwog Has Regrets, Or Gets Under The Influence… Or Both.
- Broke their phone in the shower.
- Got too drunk and woke up in the wrong building (but fully clothed!)
- Hid bottles of lemon and lime juice in someone’s pillowcase.
- Found bottles of lemon and lime juice in their pillowcase.
- Didn’t get drunk enough.
- Made eye contact with an ex-hookup as he grinded on another girl at a party.
- Broke their dab pen.
- Cried. A lot.
Bwog Shows Their Social Side By Attending Cool Parties.
- Knit in the corner at a party, then proceeded to leave within an hour of it starting.
- Showed up fully clothed to a lingerie party.
- Got kicked out of a lingerie party for [redacted] reasons.
- Hosted a “Phantom Thread” watch party.
Bwog Gets Cultured.
- Made watching John Wick 2 on the ceiling possible thanks to a projector from IMATS.
- Saw Galactic at Brooklyn Steel.
- Went to two (2) different art museums, including the Frick.
- Had a three-course meal at a Michelin-rated restaurant for less than 40 dollars.
- Involuntarily enjoyed Ariana Grande’s new album.
- Met one of their favorite singers, Dounia.
Who makes them? Why are they always red? Who decided to make red solo cups?