If you did some regrettable things under the influence recently, you may relate to some of the highlights of Bwog’s weekend. However, if you’re not a bibulous person, you can also read some of the cultured things Bwog did this weekend. To be featured, email tips@bwog.com.

BYOC (Bring Your Own Cups)

Bwog Has Regrets, Or Gets Under The Influence… Or Both. 

  • Broke their phone in the shower.
  • Got too drunk and woke up in the wrong building (but fully clothed!)
  • Hid bottles of lemon and lime juice in someone’s pillowcase.
  • Found bottles of lemon and lime juice in their pillowcase.
  • Didn’t get drunk enough.
  • Made eye contact with an ex-hookup as he grinded on another girl at a party.
  • Broke their dab pen.
  • Cried. A lot.

Bwog Shows Their Social Side By Attending Cool Parties.

  • Knit in the corner at a party, then proceeded to leave within an hour of it starting.
  • Showed up fully clothed to a lingerie party.
  • Got kicked out of a lingerie party for [redacted] reasons.
  • Hosted a “Phantom Thread” watch party.

Bwog Gets Cultured.

  • Made watching John Wick 2 on the ceiling possible thanks to a projector from IMATS.
  • Saw Galactic at Brooklyn Steel.
  • Went to two (2) different art museums, including the Frick.
  • Had a three-course meal at a Michelin-rated restaurant for less than 40 dollars.
  • Involuntarily enjoyed Ariana Grande’s new album.
  • Met one of their favorite singers, Dounia.

Who makes them? Why are they always red? Who decided to make red solo cups