0 CommentsThe last field notes of the school year… NOO!!! Even the puppy is crying!
Bwog Gets Out Of Touch With Reality
- Wore long white socks with red loafers
- Leveled up in a gag in Toontown
- Thought about that one hallway from Mario 64 and got kind of anxious just thinking about it
- Took shots with their professor
- Someone threw a water bottle at them out of a Wien window and got smited (smote?) by God
- Went to Chicago instead of studying for finals
- Went to SoHo for a haircut and decided to stay for like 8 hours despite having finals
Bwog Does Self-Damage (Ouch!)
- Waxed their sideburns (-5 points off their health)
- Found out that they have a life-threatening crab allergy (-20)
- Slept until 3pm on both Saturday and Sunday (-5)
- Will fail a final on Wednesday. Had only gone to 2 out of a total of 50 seminars this semester (-10)
- Ran into 2 first years who kept asking if they knew any parties they could go to, but was too drunk to offer them actual advice (-2)
- Accidentally cracked an egg with their laptop (-7)
- Snoozed three alarms on Saturday morning (-2)
- Went to 1020 for the first time in months (-15)
- Didn’t do anything interesting (-5)
- Bought and then drunkenly hid a bag of shrooms in my room. If you see shrooms in McBain please let us know (-50)
- Failed a final (-10)
- Got their iCloud hacked by a Chinese manufacturing company (-10)
Bwog Tests The Limits Of Their Ability (This Isn’t Even My Final Form…)
- Pulled an all-nighter working on the Orgo Night script… then gave a thesis presentation at 9:45am the next morning
- Had sex in the Carman stairwell again
- Walked home from EC by themselves while extremely drunk but did not puke or lose anything! Was very proud!
- Ate a ton of soup from the sample cups at West Side at 2:30am
- Slept for 16 hours straight
- Created a visualization of prime numbers that looks like the cover of Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
- Stayed up late enough to go to Absolute Bagels when they opened!!
- Stayed out late drinking before both my exams and still crushed
- Ran home in the pouring rain while drunk
Just Good Fuckin’ Stuff. Wholesome, If You Will
- Shared an intimate moment with Ollie (their kittycat) where they stared into each other’s eyes for 5 mins straight
- Received a plant from the Barnard bio department
- Bought Ollie some sedatives because he won’t shut up on public transport
- Watched Isabel perform an AMAZING orgo night
- Won the NYC broadway lottery 3 times
- Cooked Korean food and got drunk with their Korean class and had the best time ever
- Got tipsy off mimosas at brunch with my family in New Jersey
- Ate a ton of delicious food (thanks Mom)
- Found a sublet so now they won’t be homeless
- Peed
- Wrote the 69th Orgo Night! Performed in the 69th Orgo Night! Fell into a 12 hour coma in order to recover from both
- Almost missed a flight and then ended up getting a whole row for themselves
Bwog Gets Corny, In An Endearing Way
- Felt really sad and retrospective that their freshman year is over… but simultaneously very grateful for a wonderful first two semesters with some incredible people
- Their boyfriend tried to tell them that he loved them when he was drunk
- Ate Koronet’s with two of their favorite people at 3 AM
- Went on a cutesy picnic in Central Park and ate Koronet’s while laying in the grass
- Got all in my feelings because they’re not gonna see their pals for so long
- Singlehandedly made their club’s final party of the year hornier by making out with 4 different seniors. (Will miss them all very much!)
- Picnicked in Central Park!! Finally
Pathetic via Pxhere.
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