0 CommentsIt’s been a hell of a two weeks since the last Field Notes. In that time, Bwog did its best to simply survive.
Bwog survived the election:
- Watched six straight hours of Star Trek to distract myself from the election
- Spoke with my ex to distract myself from the election
- (Still not sure how I feel about this decision)
- Yelled and celebrated out of my window after the Associated Press called Biden’s victory
- Stress-baked many things
- Tried to check the cakes in the oven instead of checking the news
- Wanted the best for Steve Kornacki
- Briefly went online shopping for a new citizenship
Bwog survived fall break:
- Made a dress out of tissue paper and packing tape for Halloween
- Walked crosstown through Central Park with my girlfriend at night
- It felt magical
- Met a truly incredibly fat cat named Bijou
- Did not do really any of my work
- Switched to my flannel bedsheets because it’s fall, I guess
- Failed to do work
- Paying out the ass for that now
- Made a pen pal
- Got some homework done ahead of time???
- Will probably never do that again
- Ignored every single one of my responsibilities like a goddamn ADULT
- Watched horror movies on Halloween
- Regretted it because I am a wimp
- Worked for far too long to produce exactly one page of writing for my thesis. I am already sick and tired of thinking about monkey vaginas
Bwog survived, full stop:
- Just kind of… managed
- Had many thoughts and feelings while driving
- Totally forgot I was driving
- Almost ran a red light
- Got drunk in the bathroom while hiding from my mom and contemplated my life choices
- Yearned and also longed for things that are now part of the past that I didn’t think would be part of the past
- Wept
- Slept a lot
- Sat in a dissociative state for four days straight
- Contemplated relocating to the Appalachian wilderness
- Goodbye
Image of said wilderness via Pxfuel
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