Two friends stretching on the Dodge mats:
Girl: “Oh, I totally smoked a j before I came here. You can really feel the burn, but not in a bad way, I’m more detached.”
Guy: “Oh, uhuh”
Girl [dancing]: “And I’ve been listening to Foster the People for an hour.”
Performance enhancing? drug via wikimedia.
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@UGGGGHHHHHHHHHH After seeing Foster the People live, I can never hear their music again. They are so incredibly awful, and not even awful in an ironic-hipster sorta way…awful like a Mariah Carey movie marathon
@Anonymous u smoked a tampon?
@damn That j looks yummy for a thursday night
@420 Smoke erry day
@Anonymous smoking after > before
makes protein go down easier too, if you’re into that
@Anonymous seconded. Work out, then sit back, eat meat, watch TV and have a great sleep.
@Stanley Cavell Awww yeah.
@Anon I thought your name said Steve Carell for a second…got really excited..
@dude working out stoned can be fun, but it can also make you uncoordinated and totally more awkward about using machinery/kicking people off your machines in dodge.
@Scold Enjoy your memory loss.
@Anonymous Learn something, son.
http://www.nature.com/news/2010/101001/full/news.2010.508.html
http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/news/20030701/heavy-marijuana-use-doesnt-damage-brain
@REM Sleep It wrecks the ability to get regular, sustained REM sleep. Thus, stoners nap like kittens.
@Ew Foster the People?
lrn2bettermusic.
@Anonymous I dislike people like you.