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As some of our more movie-savvy readers have noticed, Hermione Granger (also known by the alias of “Emma Watson”) is currently touring the Ivy League, having already made stops at Harvard, Yale, and Brown (?), and provoking geeky analogies that Bwog certainly will not engage in. Though, just for the record, we would like to point out that Hermione’s crusade on behalf of house elves would fit right in here. Just saying…
Regardless, given that her partner in wizardry is currently parading around in the nude on Broadway, we would not be surprised if she visits our fair campus on her southbound Tour D’Ivy. We ask our dear readers to please keep a lookout for her, and let us know if she is spotted. Without your help, we might miss her: after all, she can apparate.
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@hahaha she was here, you all missed her.
@Nicholas Butler It would be nice if Hermione Granger went here. I think, though, that she might end up going to go to a school with a greater resemblance to Hogwarts.
@jeez man, stuck with the assholes indeed.
@i think you’re seriously mistaken. there’s nothing a vocal portion of this school loves to do more than tear down people. Julia Stiles got ripped by the self-righteous (to the point that she fired back in the spec: http://www.columbiaspectator.com/node/35344 ), and hated the people here. Just look at “campus” celebs like Reni Laine and the ridiculous flack they take in bwog comments.
Why would anyone subject themselves to the crap seen above in this post?
I think all the nice hipsters went to brown. We got stuck with the assholes.
@or maybe its just that nice hipsters prefer an inferior education
@Brunonian hell yeah! she’s GOING to brown! she has a latin lover there and they spent thewhole week together. so yeah. she’s going. BAM inside scoop!
@i think that she’ll actually be treated pretty well here. We’re not celeb crazy, even though there are and have been plenty of famous people registered here. The only pandemonium was with James Franco but that’s an outlier. I think she’ll do fine here
@... I’m sure all these lovely comments about fantasizing about her sexually are going to make Columbia shoot right to the top of her list of potential schools. That’s really respectful. She’s a person, not an object. Have some respect.
@... i really don’t give a flying fuck if some celebrity bitch decides to grace this campus with her presence.
@puzzled then why bother commenting?
@I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO CAMBRIDGE?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1553870/Hermione-to-take-on-muggles-at-Cambridge.html
on another note:
for a second i thought this girl’s life was perfect: karl lagerfeld muse, going to cambridge, not having to work blahblahblah
now gross, old theater snobs are going to jack off to her flat ass
@Come on now Why does Bwog need to do all the dirty work? Google Image Search, folks. Unfiltered results are…illuminating.
@... Lumos!
@Bwog should be shot. You had a picture of the male cross-country team shirtless, but you put up a picture of Emma Watson taken when she was like 12.
@... clearly some folks here must have a wide selection of pictures of this girl since they’re so picky about bwog’s selection… (kinda creepy, not gonna lie)
personally, I never watched harry potter so I have no clue who this person is so an appropriate link from one of you freaks might be helpful to understand why all you 2012 boys are moistening your pants
@not creepier than any other crush on a celebrity. you just don’t get it: imagine if somebody put up a picture of jessica alba from when she was 12 on the post — you wouldn’t feel kind of bad for thinking sexual thoughts about her? (i realize this is a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the idea)
This is what emma watson looks like today:
http://readingharry.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/danileradcliffe-and-emma-watson-love.jpg
@seriously though, anybody remember “Flipper”? (Commence joke about Jessica Alba + blowholes)
@why not google her you fuckhead. CLEARLY we must have a wide selection of pictures of this girl. I mean, duh. Humanities-major logic.
@ooh let’s trick her into coming here.
@gr8 now she’s definitely going to visit columbia…
@Well, Yale may be out of the running after this:
“One student said he spotted Watson eating in the Berkeley dining hall balcony with her “mum” and a Yale student. “People went nuts on campus, trying to touch her,” he said.”
@Touch her with their magic wands.
@wow bwog way to pic a picture of her that is so young that i feel guilty for fantasizing about her: cmon now, cut us gentlemen some slack and put up a picture that doesn’t make us feel deranged
@yeah seriously you’re ruining the mood
@... herms granger can suck it. MOTHERS COOKIES HAS GONE OUT OF BUSINESS. NO MORE ANIMAL COOKIES.