This morning presents another opportunity to see a leading figure in world affairs. You might not exactly understand what it is that this person does, and you might not pay a whole lot of attention to what they’re saying, but you can definitely tell your parents that you actually can’t talk right now because you’re about to go hear an address by the Attorney General of the United States, and spend the rest of the evening feeling a hell of a lot less provincial than the average unwashed collegiate.

Or maybe you really care what the chief lawyer of the US government has to say! Either way, if you want in, you must be in front of a computer by 9:57 this morning and start hitting that Register button as fast as you can. Eric H. Holder, Jr., the Attorney General of the United States will be speaking in Low this Thursday at 6:00 p.m., on the topic of the efforts to combat financial fraud by the Department of Justice. Those with superior fine motor skills can try their luck for an invitation here.