The Off-Campus Flex machine rolls on, having just proudly announced two new conquests. According to Student Services’s Honey Sue Fishman (Bwog favorite Michael Novielli has unfortunately left the administration for a job in China), Riteaid and Village Pourhouse will soon accept Flex. Riteaid, perhaps, holds out hope of stealing business from its better located, better stocked rival, Duane Reade, which has failed to hop on the Flex bandwagon. As for Pourhouse, they must think Columbia students have a mighty appetite for fries and mozzarella sticks, since you still can’t use Flex to buy alcohol.
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@1020 was hipster?
nah man, that was full of chavs.
@Novi is gone? So Columbia administration is even more like the Death Star?
@What is the big deal with FLEX? I am not exited about it even though Rite Aid is my favorite store in the northern hemisphere.
@Really? Rite Aid has a much better selection than Duane Reade.
@yes yeah but if you multiply the increased selection at Rite Aid by the coefficient for Ridiculously Slow Checkout, the net result is reduced availability, increased aggravation, and higher likelihood to swear that this *will* be the last time you set foot in that wretched pharmacy
@skats let me use the flex to buy me cracks
@Rich Man I love poorhouse… its like 1020 (without hipster30 somethings) meets JJ’s place (with alcohol) and just a splash of sports theme.
@so is lion’s head…except without so many bros.
@Wait Her name is Honey Sue?! This is amazing.