23 CommentsFor your midterm procrastination pleasure, we present the latest in artistic stylings, where the magical and the mundane collide. You know the drill: make us laugh, make us cry, make us forget about that eight page essay we haven’t started outlining yet. Last round’s contest provided some interesting results, with perhaps the most…unique being the very aptly named I don’t have a contribution‘s “kitties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” At least they were honest.
A word of advice: don’t go with the phallic route. The phallic route is obvious. We’ve already made our own jokes about it. Be original!
Louise McCune for Bwog
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@Anonymous We answer to a higher authority
@Anonymous Wizard PrezBo: YOU SHALL NOT FIGHT (it’s understandable).
Ketchup: BUT, Mustard is only an affiliate of Hot Dog, not a condiment institution like me.
@Edmund Burke Society Sucks That shit Grey and Heinz– okay. What she order, Sev’rus Snape?
@yea i killed dumbledore
…damn, thats cold dawg.
@3o “YOU SHALL NOT PASS… me the ketchup, I have a tomato allergy.”
@One of the tags should be “thinking outside the bwox”
@mishka <3
@Yes that guy “Yo dawg I can’t let you in the club”
“C’mon girls let’s just go back to my place”
@Anonymous Tom never suspected that Dungeons & Dragons night on Carmen 2 was going to be a LITERAL sausage fest…
@Anonymous Rejected McDonanlds mascots
@Anonymous Game of Thrones Season 7
@The Cloaked Shadow -I am a wizard and I must choose between the hotdog and the ketchup and the Mustard.
-This is a hard choice, unlike the choice between reading the Spec and not reading it!
@Anonymous I can’t wait to lick the pink between your lips.
@Anonymous “This one looks like my son. But how did THAT happen??”
@Anonymous Mustard, you are *not* the father!
@Anonymous Elves and Weiners,
Starring Will Ferrel and Neal Patrick Harris.
@In case you didn't notice That was a pun on Wein!!!
@Anonymous FYI, it’s actually spelled “Wien” ;)
@ie Wow, a really big wiener with white sauce and ketchup… It sort of reminds me of myself, since every time I ejaculate I produce bloody semen. However, my penis is quite small.
@Anonymous Dude.
@Futurama Suuure, blame the wizard!
@Anonymous hahaha penis
@CC'14 “Condiments, thou shalt make John Jay food edible”