Bwog wants you to soak in the warm weather, appreciate the fact you don’t live in a post-apocalyptic America, and enjoy the sun as long as possible before it’s July and you’re passing out every 10 minutes because it’s a million degrees. With this in mind, take the rest of your day off and stay hydrated.
Low Steps Beach: The Drinking Game
Obtain a 40 and conceal it in a brown paper bag. No one will know what’s inside, promise. Once this step is complete, follow the rules below:
Take a Sip When…
- A dude takes off his shirt
- Someone smoking a cigarette complains about the people sitting outside
- You spot a CC or LitHum text being read
- Somebody is eating Ferris pasta
- A boy tries to play sports and fails (i.e. misses the frisbee, chucks the football badly, etc.)
- You are handed a flyer
- A group of freshmen sits down with John Jay froyo
- A child slides down the ramps
- Someone goes through College Walk on a bike/skateboard/rollerblades/scooter
- A freshman realizes he/she is missing a class, jumps up, and starts running
- You overhear a thinly veiled references to drugs and/or alcohol
- A person dodges a pigeon
Take Two Sips When…
- A group of girls sits down with Pinkberry
- Someone is eating non-pasta Ferris food
- Someone who should not be wearing a crop top is wearing a crop top
- An Occupier starts playing an instrument
- Someone practices a circus talent (juggling, balloon animals, tight-rope walking, etc.)
- You spot a CC or LitHum text not being read
- You overhear someone deciding to skip class
Finish Your Drink If…
- You make eye-contact with someone else who is drinking
- PrezBo walks by
10 Comments
@there's something about the summer THAT MAKES ME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY
A+ tag bwog
@Anonymous Isn’t this what soda bottles are for? hooray for day drinking! #seniorspring
@Anonymous “Someone who should not be wearing a crop top is wearing a crop top” Oh Bwog and your body shaming. I am fat and will wear whatever I damn well please. Especially this crop top http://goo.gl/OqCRF I am not required to appease the standards of beauty.
@thank you! i was JUST about to say this! people are so goddamn casual about saying stuff like this. i’ll wear what i please, thank you. i didn’t know bwog was such a paragon of human beauty. my mistake.
@Anonymous clearly being fat is the only reason someone shouldn’t be wearing a crop top
@look hun its called a stairmaster
@Anonymous “Someone who should not be wearing a crop top is wearing a crop top” Oh Bwog and your body shaming. I will be fat and wear crop tops. Especially this one http://goo.gl/OqCRF I will make you uncomfortable because I am not obligate to be thin or beautiful.
@Anonymous This is great.
@Is it sad that I actually want to do this with a few Yuengling tallboys?
@Anonymous no, commendable