Fun fact: there's also a band called Primal Scream—this is them. Seriously. Google it.

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft:

A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!”

Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same exchange occurred again just minutes ago. ‘Tis most definitely the season.

 

 

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