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A delicious helping of plant parmesan
A tipster walking by the lawns overheard the following, very scientific exchange between a “scooter kid” and his mother:
Mom: don’t walk on the grass. Do you see it’s all muddy with no grass. Why do you think there isn’t any grass?
Kid: because a vegetarian was BROWSING!
Grassfed beef minus the beef via Wikimedia Commons.
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@Reification “Scooter kid” is totally a thing, but I’d never fully realized it was a thing and put a word to it.
@vegetarian it’s true — it takes a great deal of searching before you can find grass worth grazing on.
@there has to be something in between allowing students to roam the lawns vs. muddppacalypse
@Anonymous Sigh, is this what bwog is reduced to?
@Anonymous hush child
@Anonymous Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth you will again bring me up. You will increase my honor and comfort me once again.
@This conversation represents the eternal battle between the administration and the students. #Occupylawns
@Private Detective Gene Parmesan Gene, oh Gene, isn’t he the Best?!?
@Anonymous Because grass wasn’t meant to be walked on…
@check ur science evolution doesn’t “mean” for anything to do anything
@Anonymous There is grass, sand, and water along with all other types of land on this Earth. Along with animals to swim, walk, and run. Fences (minus a few exceptions) are unnatural. Therefore, animals must walk and swim on the grass, sand, water, etc.