It’s the calm before the storm, but even with one day of classes left the darkness of finals is starting to seep its way into the heart and soul of campus. Winter finals are here and we invite you to send on the progression of this darkness until its overdue end–your flight home on Christmas […]

Ho ho ho! What’s better than non-virgin Egg Nog? A fun queue of tunes to go with! Get in the holiday spirit for your next themed frat party or night on the town with this delectable December playlist. Jingle Bells – Trap Remix – Happy (Thot) Christmas! Last Christmas by Carly Rae Jepsen – All we […]

Now, we bring you the second installment in our Eat, Pray, Love series. One sophomore Bwogger, who wishes to remain anonymous, brings you their experience eating, praying, and loving around Morningside Heights. Let’s call this level “intermediate.” Eat: Goodbye first year meal plan, hello cooking on your own upperclassman meal plan! In your sophomore year, swipes actually mean […]

The Mass Transit Authority (MTA) unveiled its installation of high-heel friendly grates at some of its stations, including 96th street! (Gothamist) Canada is openly welcoming Syrian refugees into the country, an unsurprising contrast with our own nation’s policy, and Donald Trumps proposed ban on Muslim immigrants. Are our northern neighbors outdoing us again? Well, yeah. […]

We’re all tired. Finals are on their way. The holidays couldn’t come sooner. Why not kick back and relax with some quality entertainment content? Today’s media-focused Bwoglines keep you in loop with current affairs while simultaneously giving you a chance to procrastinate from your work. It’s a win-win.  It’s a good time to be excited about television – yesterday […]

Last night, a Staff Writer had the opportunity to sit in on the final dress rehearsal for “Bingo: Scenes of Money and Death,” the latest production put on by Barnard College’s Department of Theatre. The play runs today and tomorrow at 8pm, and Saturday at 3pm and 8pm, in the Glicker-Milstein Theater. Tickets are sold […]

Towards the end of November, we received a tip from an anonymous source in the Gamma Phi Beta sorority describing how the newly elected president rose to her position by “bullying her opponent, promising appointed positions to get votes, and spreading false rumors.” The source, who is still a member of the sorority, declined to meet […]

The results are in: the fabled class of 2020 at last has a face! Or, well, not a face, exactly, but some statistics. Bwog has information regarding the Early Decision applicants for CC and SEAS for the fall 2016 school year, courtesy of the Office of the Dean of Undergraduate Admissions and Financial Aid. This year, […]

It’s one o’clock in the morning. You’ve just returned from Butler. You’ve promptly forgotten everything you learned during the studying you did at Butler. You wander the hallways of the Barnard quad, wondering what you’re doing with your life. And then, you see him: Pepe stares at you. His vacant blue eyes peer deep into […]

With only one week (one week!) left before the start of finals, studying is starting to get desperate. We can practically smell the infernal stink of entrenched Butler campers already. Bwog knows you’re stressed out, and Bwog is here to provide you with enough coffee and good vibes to get your groove back. Five lucky […]

It’s everyone’s favorite time of the year—research paper season! However, we know you’re nowhere near finishing your paper and it’s probably due in the next day or so. Instead of stressing in Butler over how you’re going to fill the last 1,000 words of your 10 page paper, we have a few tips to get […]

The U.S. Senate passed the Panglossian-titled “Every Child Achieves Act,” a replacement for the “No Child Left Behind Act” of George W. Bush. The bill “did away with the…mandate of Adequate Yearly Progress, required use of measures in evaluating student success, provided greater access to early childhood education and included a measure to audit and […]

If you’ve taken Contemporary Civilization or come from a Flyover state with a long history of Scandinavian homesteaders, you are probably familiar with Martin Luther and his 95 theses. Well, we connected the dots and realized it’s not a huge jump from demonstrating the hypocrisy of the Papists to fighting the established patriarchal norms of Academia […]

You’ve been hearing drunk seniors slurring the words “Iiiit’s Cloooosing Tiiimmmee…” as they get kicked out of 1020 at 4 am since September, but this is realer than any bad Semisonic song: the semester is coming to a close! We want you to help us compile a list of your professors’ best end-of-semester remarks/shenanigans for […]

This one is self explanatory: “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.” We figured out what’s going on: a racist crazy is running for President. (Trump Website) Bernie Sanders won the popular vote… for […]