Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Rachel Kaplan and Jamie Boothe. If you want to take either of these awesome humans on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ’em out). If you don’t, we still think you deserve a shot at […]

While Columbia may not be sending too many athletes to the Olympics, a school can dream. It boost morale and remind everyone to watch the insane figure skaters, unathletic Bwoggers hit the Butler for their daily exericse of walking up the stairs to the 3rd floor to ask the Butler patrons what sport they would […]

CCSC and the other three undergrad councils will be releasing a collaborative video tonight at 8pm about how school spirited we all are here at Columbia. They couldn’t have nailed our spirit any harder. As you all know, our shuttles are packed every weekend to go see our outstanding f-word team. Almost every night there […]

Plenary Pal Maud Rozee attended the University Senate’s most recent plenary. It reminded her of The Simpson’s parody of the Star Wars prequels, because both involved boring senate meetings. If you came to this article looking for thrills, well, you should probably go outside and get a taco or something. Just a friendly warning. Unfortunately, […]

You know the drill. Tonight at 7pm in the SGO Room on the 5th Floor of Lerner. We will have snacks and our meeting will kind of be like this. See you soon.

Note: The author of this post definitely does not advocate that others eat the same food groups she does. She grew up in an Italian family, eating some sort of pasta six out of seven nights per week, and she has never broken the carb addiction. See your elementary school cafeteria for recommendations on healthy […]

Seen on College Walk yesterday. Hope this story has a happy ending. Send info to tips@bwog.com It’s a cold, cold world out there.

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section and we’ll add them. Our recommendations for this week […]

Finally: The U.S. Justice Department has decided to expand rights and benefits to same-sex marriages in the United States. (Chicago Tribune) Finale: Jimmy Fallon’s final night on Late Night broke a few important records. No biggie. (Broadway World) Finally: We now know what us Earthlings look like from Mars. (The Space Reporter) Finale: The bane […]

Romance awaits! Today’s bachelorette is Orli Matlow, who wins Bwog’s undying respect by saying that she is “a Bey” looking for “a Jay.” If you want to take this awesome lady on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to woo her). If you don’t, we still think […]

Columbia student representing Students United Against Sweatshops (USAS), which seems to be a lot of the same people as SWS but under a different name, showed up at the Diana Center today to protest Sherry Lansing’s receipt of the 2014 Laura Ziskin Lifetime Achievement Award at the Athena Film Festival. Lansing is a former actress and […]

Despite controversy surrounding Russia’s gay propaganda laws, the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics started off with a bang last night. The opening ceremony oscillated between creepy, glitchy, and magnificent. Bwog wants to share our favorite parts of the show with you: The light-up Olympic rings fiasco, which became a t-shirt the instant it happened. How did the designer […]

Some bitter soul tucked this foreboding fortune into the blueprint of the Barnard pool. To them, we ask, “who really needs a pool when the tunnels around Hewitt always smell like one anyway?” RIP pool    

The New York Criminal Course formally dismissed the case of Chad Washington, CC’15 and a Columbia football player, yesterday. Washington was charged with a hate crime after his alleged assault of an Asian classmate in May 2013, right before the football team received attention for tweets containing racial and homophobic slurs. Washington’s required 10 days of community service were […]

A comment on female hysteria? Hear from the artists themselves. (HuffPost Live) He probably just wanted to give the First Lady a hug. Because unfortunately, President Obama is out of town. (NY Daily News) The fencing team’s 82-year-old coach is basically “Yoda.” (NY Times) We started the Olympics off in our usual dominant fashion. U-S-A! […]