Broadway doubles have (narrowly) won today’s contest.

The swim test doesn’t have to be all that bad—if you know the right time to take it.

McBain may be your last hope for a single.

Schapiro singles are going, going, gone!

Thank you for getting me through the worst of this semester, O’ NESCAFÉ Core Barista 40 Coffee Machine and your ever-alluring French vanilla coffee. 

This past Friday, the Undergraduate Writing Program hosted an event titled “Writing Inside & Outside the Academy” with Professor Dennis Yi Tenen and Dr. Nicole B. Wallack.

I am fed up with midterm assignments. Maybe papers aren’t as bad as exams, but still.

Staff Writer Caylie is fed up with Columbia’s Security Awareness emails. Or so they thought.

Staff Writer Caylie wants to help you survive even the most egregious cases of Mid-Class Boredom.

Staff Writer Caylie has a solid game plan for elevator etiquette, and you’ll likely agree with it.

Dear Columbia community: Staff Writer Caylie and their Asuka keychain are sorry for not being familiar with your game.