Daily Editor Lucia Towne attended Uptown Vocal’s Midsemester Cabaret on Saturday, February 25 at 8 pm in the Wien Lounge.

At least my money is going to good use!

In case you were wondering, the alligator has been nicknamed Godzilla. Editor’s Note: Mentions of death.

Wake up, sheeple! It’s time to open yourself up to the truth.

There is no better act of self-care than naming a cockroach after your ex and then feeding said cockroach ex to an opossum. Editor’s warning: mentions of death and violence.

A derailed train has caused toxic chemicals to pose a threat to a small town in Ohio. Poor Ohio. Editor’s note: mentions of violence.