Welcome to the Tide Pod Tavern! You’ve found yourself in one of the most lawless parts of this here University, where rogues and ruffians mingle with civilians and cowboys. Here are the types of folk you’ll likely see ’round these parts. 

Look man, whether you vape or Juul or whatever is between you and the lord. You are free to breathe whatever substance you like into your lungs. HOWEVER.

Barnard Residential Life might love to spite students in most respects, but part of their new rollout of free alarm clock services ensures that you’ll never sleep through that 8:40. 

Gooooood morning! Welcome to your first tip-top Tuesday as a Barnumbia student. Speaking of tips, be sure to direct any anecdotes, overseens/overheards, and weird shit your OL said to your group to tips@bwog.com via email or this handy form.

Next up in our housing reviews for freshpeople is Brooks Hall, the oldest and wisest of Barnard dorms. 

A meditation.

AAAAAAAH! (WE HAVE MOUTHS AND WE WILL SCREAM!)

Reading Bwoglines makes you 50% more likely to find a library seat, not guaranteed! 

KCST graciously let us take a peek at the piece they ultimately decided not to perform. 

Are we not all just black bears in hot tubs?

Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing campus journalism. But this… does put a smile on my face.

Warning: Today’s Bwoglines contain mentions of antisemitism and a shooting.

The verdict is in: today is Tuesday.

Here beginneth the Book of the Tales of Bwog…

If you want to see a cassowary, go to the zoo.