You may recognize our former Internal Editor Vivian from PresBei’s Instagram story, but we know her for her themed social events and excellent conflict resolution skills.

Former Milstein correspondent, crafter of tweets, and Barnard’s hot OL shares her final thoughts on this finishing school. She loves you all.

Senior Staffer, Social Team Member, and Actual Fountain Drinker Ruby shares all of her wisdom.

You never know when a pandemic will hit, so let instant gratification roam free.

Thomas shat in front of WHO?

If you see Daniel sneaking on to campus for the next tree lighting ceremony…mind your business.

They might be gone now, but the JJ’s mac and cheese triangles still have a special place in Ramisa’s heart.

Sarah tells us not to drop out, along with other wonderful pieces of wisdom.

Always prioritize friendships!

Soon-to-be middle school teacher, Callum Kiser, explains how to cultivate a main character sentimental moment with friends before graduating in this Senior Wisdom.

Georgia dishes wisdom on being authentically yourself, pursuing your passions no matter how others perceive you, and regretting taking Gen Chem.

Get comfortable with failure, take courses you actually enjoy, and skip classes at least once before graduating.

Zack made the rare decision—transferring from one undergraduate school to another within Columbia—and the impossible decision—choosing between all the controversies this institution has to offer.

For context: she’s stolen a lot of cheese.

Mudd roof or bust!