Maris would survive the zombie apocalypse.

Silence and complacency kills the spirit!

We’d like to thank the rats and UWriting.

Clad yourself in mesh and malice.

Please!!!! It is not that hard!!!

Our Editor-in-Chief reflects on his room over the past year.

Wise words from the queen of the quad.

Cindy shares the wisest words of all: it’s never that deep.

We *confess* that we love Rommel’s wisdom.

I’ll walk through fire and through rain / just to get closer to you / you’re stuck on me like a tattoo.

When nobody’s got your back, packaged cookie does.

We, again, present 95 thesis topics that probably would have been more fun to write about than whatever you chose in our annual 95 theses project.

A wise senior’s words with a textual timbre of thankfulness for everyone he has met.

Kofi wants you to live with more care. You need to care about people and things and surround yourself with those who do similar.

From a coffee aficionado, ILAS enthusiast, and walk advocate: please say “hi!” to each other!