In which Bwog helps you escape the hell of a Zoom meeting that has gone on far, far, too long. (Seriously, Meeting Host, please just end this, we’re begging you.)

A Baby Bwogger’s guide to the Columbia alphabet.

Columbia is investigating an incident of antisemitism on its Morningside campus reported late Tuesday in which a swastika was painted on the steps of Low Library. University Life condemned the incident in a statement on its website.

Making your worst nightmares come true.

A new semester, a new flock of bwoggers!

In an alternate universe where Columbia students meet organically and begin beautiful, consistent romances based on mutual interests and not Bumble profiles, this is how it happens.

GSSC Bureau Chief Olivia Mitchell gives you this week’s GSSC news, which includes the creation of a new General Studies Discord server that she can’t seem to stop thinking about. President Jane Jeong GS’22 began this week’s meeting with a few updates. First, Jeong announced the resignation of Ace Cook GS’21, who previously held the […]

Are you in a class that feels like the most exclusive clique on campus? Do fellow classmates treat your professor as a father figure even with his degradingly superior intellectual prowess? I’m sorry to say, it may be a cult. 

Big Time Rush was the voice of our generation during our childhoods. It only makes sense that we have them teach us some more lessons now that we’re adults.

I love Parks and Recreation. I love Barnard. It seems only fitting to find ways to relate my favorite show to the place I now call home.

Don’t hesitate to play ‘Supermassive Black Hole’ by Muse from the Twilight soundtrack for dramatic effect while reading this!

Despite being hailed as heroes in our Lit Hum readings, one can’t help but notice that in a different time and story, these heroes’ stories could be that of villains. Here, Staff Writer Phalaen Chang explores who they might be if reincarnated as Disney villains.

Our Twitter bot, @NotBwog, often seems to be only saying nonsense. But what if, as ancient astronaut theorists suggest, there’s a deeper meaning to its words? What if NotBwog is trying to send us hidden messages? What if, in fact, our humble droid is one of the greatest poets of the age? We take you […]

Sometimes being alone for days at a time is great. Sometimes it can be lonely. Sometimes, just sometimes, your mind goes to some pretty weird places…

Do you miss speed walking through Columbia’s Broadway gates, coffee in hand, backpack over your shoulders, hoping you’re not too late for class? Well, the essence of college walk is bumpiness, and the essence of college is chaos: so here’s a bumpy chaotic keyboard smash–college walk to go.