Doesn’t “Kremlin” sound like a Lord of The Rings character?

Yes, “Pressure” is a Neil Young song.

Here’s a dose of dopamine before you read this. Editor’s Warning: mentions of gun violence.

Money can’t buy happiness, but how about stronger brain development?

The effects of climate change and NYCEDC proposals are ugly, y’all.

Some good, some bad, mostly somewhere in between.

Yep. There are still bad things happening in Ukraine.

Please I thought we were past this.

To answer the question on all of your minds—yes, there are ducks you can see in the winter time.

I don’t know what Boxing Day really means, and most people don’t know what FDOC means, but we all understand the term Bwoglines! Editor’s Warning: Death

Did you miss us?

One. More. Day.

To all my friends who finished all of their finals over a week ago: please just stop talking to me.

Solving a crossword puzzle is a fun way to get academic validation without having to, you know, do your assignments.

Don’t study today and you’ll be happy today.