Our next wise senior wants you to be risky and take a nap on the lawn.

Alicia Simba has lived through so many versions of Hewitt, and is here to tell the tale. 

The man married to Vergil and ButCaf hot chocolate connoisseur: it’s John Gorton’s Senior Wisdom.

Hewitt waffles, zines, and lost Carman flip phones.

The next person to bestow wisdom upon us is Izzet Kebudi, advocate for Econ majors and Operations Research extraordinaire. 

This senior wisdom is brought to you by the same man who has probably run over your foot with his scooter in John Jay.

Hear ye, hear yeet, it’s time for all to be graced with wisdom from the one and only.

Anderson’s poetry has made Bwog grow chest hair and sob all at once.

Rounding out our Senior Wisdoms for the day is a newfound poetry master!

And our second Senior Wisdom of the day brings you tips on how to stop school from getting in the way of your education and more!

Our very first Senior Wisdom of the semester goes to Mo Crist, preeminent Vandenburg stan.

Inspired by Zack Abrams’ diatribe on chairs last year, internal Editor Zoe Sottile takes on another Columbia design flaw: the dining halls. 

Shannon Galiotto is next up on our Senior Wisdom series, here to talk pizza rolls, dance some salsa, and show off her Halloween #lewk.  Name, School, Major, Hometown: Shannon Galiotto, Barnard College, Mathematics and Computer Science, Los Altos, CA Claim to fame: Was the person who requested Mamma Mia at every senior night. Also might have […]

Kicking off this semester’s Senior Wisdom is Barnard’s very own University Senator Kira Dennis! Check out her advice on everything Barnumbia, from libraries to favorite classes to just having some fun.  Name, School, Major, Hometown: Kira Dennis, Barnard College, History, Hollywood, Florida Claim to fame: Probably the University Senate emails I send out. My friends love to screenshot […]

Our last senior wisdom is courtesy of former Bwog Deputy Editor Lili Brown who takes us back to a simpler time of mom jeans and clogs and reminds us that your GPA isn’t what matters; it’s the friends you’ve made along the way. Name, school, major, hometown: Lili Brown, Barnard, History with Gender & Sexuality […]