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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday. 8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]

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What To Do With Your Parents During Homecoming: A Guide

Zoe Rossetto Metcalfe 0

avoid times square like the plague
best for everyone involved tbh
homecoming 2017
is the strand even hipster anymore?
take advantage of that open wallet if you can
while you can

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Why Are Alums Who Literally Graduated Still On Campus?

Youngweon Lee 2

can you imagine literally having a real job and knowing what you're doing with your life lol unrelatable content
does this count as investigative journalism?
i for one would like to be a Real Adult if that means there are no more fucking midterms
peoplehop? of sorts? maybe? idk?
this doesn't really explain alums who literally just come to 1020 and hang out alone though but i'm too shy to confront any of those people
what does it feel like to not be a broke college student anymore?

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“You’re All So Upset:” Theatre MFA Class Of 2018 Opens The Lenfest Center With Chekhov’s “The Seagull”

Levi Cohen 4

a great time but also A Lot
everyone is unhappy lol
is it theatre or theater
quality chekhovian content
reviewz
seriously this performance was a Trip
the second line in the play is literally like I Hate My Life
theater reviews
when late 19th century russian drama is hashtag relatable

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Announcement: Big Sub 2017!

Sarah Harty 1

big sub
this is making me hungry
though technically as a new york school we should call it a big hero
wait but we might get sued
whoops @disney

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Bwoglines: Mr. Robot Edition

Sarah Harty 3

@ slow walkers
@people who stand in the MIDDLE of the tunnel IN GROUPS
cause you know nothing's been done about gun control yet
dont put tape on your comp its dumb
dont you think kim jong un has better things to do
jhumpa lahiri
north by northwest is a great movie go see it
ooh maybe we could make a north by northwest corner?
tbh i'd see it

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Choose Your Own Drunk Adventure: Homecoming Edition

Victoria Arancio 1

gonna get drunk for my bday weekend!!!
homecoming 2017
i feel kinda guilty for not going to the game when football is doing so well?
i really hope football wins but i feel like they'll lose
im gonna need a new liver after this weekend
keep shakin

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“Homes for All”: A Dialogue On Gentrification, Policing, And Housing Justice In Urban Communities

Layla Alexander 2

but seriously why do we need 2 starbucks within the like 3 blocks
christina heatherton
craig willse
homes for all cages for none
housing justice
oh gentrification! i know her by another name......starbucks & pressed juicery
this feels like what i would hv been learning in urban studies if i didnt get kicked out lol

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How To Know You’re Not Hooking Up With A 16 Year Old

Gabrielle Kloppers 3

do not be FOOLED
get lit time to flip
i almost settled for a bird pic
if i hear social media influencer one more time!
it was difficult to find a non disgusting pic for this article
love is in the air
love is NOT in the air
they're looking older and older

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