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WTF, Columbia: Laundry Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 13 Comments

In this installment of WTF, Columbia, Bwog reveals a tramatic experience with the notorious laundry system. Two days ago, I spent my morning attempting to open a washing machine with a metal squeegee. Why, you ask? What could have possibly driven me to such MacGyver-esque (though admittedly crazy) behavior? The star of many a nightmare: Columbia […]

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Bucket List: Snowden, Syria, Silence

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 0 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section (and/or mock our typos) and we’ll add them. Our recommendations […]

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Bwoglines: Too Tired to Believe This is Real

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 0 Comments

The iPhone 5C will now be sold for as low as $45, which is a great price for a piece of plastic to match your Crocs. (Time) A Banksy piece on 6th Avenue and 24th Street is getting a lot of potty business from some canine friends. (New York Post) We finally did it; there […]

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Overseen: Mystery Picture on the Steps of JJ’s

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 6 Comments

Today a tipster spotted this (bizarre? provocative? exciting?) image on the stairs leading to JJ’s place and was kind enough to share it with us. Naturally, the picture has inspired some questions: Where did it come from? Where is it going? Why JJ’s? What does it all mean? Bwog doesn’t have these answers, but a […]

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PSA: Freshmen Party, Loudly

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 26 Comments

As midterms doth approach, freshmen are hitting their stride on how-to-party and RAs are getting crankier. One first-year floor RA emailed his floor, reminding everyone to shut up and get off his damn lawn buckle down on work for the betterment of the community. The RA starts kindly: Just a reminder: Marijuana and drug paraphernalia […]

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Barnard Student Accidentally Emails Amazon Tweezer Link

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 4 Comments

Check your links before you hit send! An anonymous tipster shared this email pictured below, which was sent to Barnard’s first-year leadership program. Instead of a link to the TEDx attendee application, the email links to the Braun Silk-épil Xpressive Easy Start Body & Face Rechargeable Epilator.

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USenate Plenary: Nothing New But NROTC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 4 Comments

We’ve decided to pay more attention to USenate and what exactly they do, so as to be prepared for the upcoming election. They had their big plenary meeting yesterday. Senatorial summarizer Kevin Chen took notes. Les highlights: Per PrezBo, if this government shutdown goes on for more than a few weeks, the university is totally […]

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Rejoice! It’s the First Hawkma Sighting of the Year

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 3 Comments

A wonderful tipster has brought to our attention the very first Hawkma sighting of the year. In the early hours of this gray, foggy Saturday morning, our ethereal goddess Hawkma was spotted perched on a lamppost on South Lawn, renewing our faith as we plow through midterms (still). As always, Hawkma appeared stately, majestic, and elegant.

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Bwoglines: Things that Shouldn’t Be Happening Are Happening Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 5 Comments

Yesterday, Morningside Heights got five-ish minutes of rain. Other parts of the country got tornadoes and October snow. (USNews, Chicago Tribune) The Columbia men’s XC team (ranked #27 in the nation) beat Tulsa (#7) and Princeton (#9) at the Notre Dame Invitational yesterday. This development should cause us to not be number 27 when rankings come out later this week. […]

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Gradual Disillusionment: Study Spaces Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 04, 2013 1 Comments

We love to become gradually disillusioned here at Columbia. Below, the slow downward spiral as midterm season, inconceivably, approaches and you’re forced to find a space to learn. The disillusionment begins.

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Free Things At The Volleyball Ivy Home Opener Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Oct 04, 2013 7 Comments

Tonight at 7 pm in the Levien Gym, the volleyball team will have their Ivy League home opener match against UPenn. Tonight’s match is the team’s Breast Cancer Awareness game. The first 200 fans will get pink t-shirts and Fairway market is donating $1 to the Herbert Irving Cancer Center for every fan in attendance. […]

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Found: Ontario Drivers License

By Bwog Staff on Oct 04, 2013 0 Comments

Found on Amsterdam night of October 3rd. Appears to be real or a really good fake. Niagara Falls, Ontario address.

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CUBE’s The Sleeping Beauty

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ballet
cube
iconic will ur fav ever??
loved the costumes
seriously how were they all so good?!?
she literally had a pink tutu

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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90% of all CU tinder bios include buzzwords "entrepreneur" and "hedge fund"
almost finals
but Summer
fuck spec
lerner 505
meeting announcement
tinder advice

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Bwoglines: Everything Is Shit, But We Know That Already Edition

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baby
bwoglines
columbia sloth
everything is still shit
fetus
fetus arts
final is here fuck
fuck fuck fuck
sloth is my favorite

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Uptown Eats: Best Restaurants Above 120th Street

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a whole lot closer than the east village
bwog word of mouth
is this making you hungry?
la salle and tiemann = apparent culinary hotspot
yelp also approves of these restaurants

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Bernheim And Schwartz To Shut Its Doors

Mia Lindheimer 4

bernheim & schwartz
bernheim & schwartz closing
bernheim closing
BoSchwo

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“Measure Heaped In Joy”: Bwog Reviews KCST’s As You Like It

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arts review
betsy procrastinated on writing this review by reading everyone's program bios
bwog loves shakespeare's dick jokes
drunk show = best show
kcst
shakespeare
shout-out to the kcst program for putting everyone's class and year next to their bios!! wish all shows did that!!!!
we really wanted one of those s'mores from the campfire scene though
when will kcst do a show on barnard's campus? (just kidding we know dean hinkson would never let them)

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How To Effectively And Efficiently Get Signed Into EC

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don't actually try most of these methods
how to get signed into ec
i hate ec parties tbh
last week i went to 3 different ec parties in a row and they all sucked
theres never enough alcohol at ec parties
this is NOT A SERIOUS POST don't do this at home
trying too hard to get turnt

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It’s Lit In The Lab: A Sonnet About Science Research

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all that orgo wasn't just made up
at least it rhymes
if i had a nickel for everytime my pipette tip didn't fit into my pipette i could afford to pay full tuition at columbia
ok but is it sterile?
pulitzer worthy poetry
true doubt is forgetting whether or not all the reagents were added to the PCR

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