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Actual Wisdom: Jeffrey Lax

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 4 Comments

For our last Actual Wisdom of 2013, we bring you Jeffrey Lax, who wants you to keep your standards high (yes, even this week). Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Do footnotes count against the limit? Graphs? If you can’t read my handwriting, does it count? I love what I do, hope my enthusiasm […]

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Study Break It Down With Metrotones

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 3 Comments

In our continuing attempts at cheering you up through the power of music, we take a decidedly sadder turn with Bill Withers’ classic “Ain’t No Sunshine.” Ok yes, it’s a depressing song and the title may be a little too real a description of your last two weeks, but this arrangement and Bunge Okeyo, BC’13, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jess Levenson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 11 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Jess Levenson, West Orange, NJ, Barnard Claim to fame? Former Hillel Eboard member, sister of Sigma Delta Tau, Columbia cheerleader, self-proclaimed food studies major. Hosted Greek Beats this year. Won second place in last year’s Erotic Cake Competition. Where are you going? To live with my parents in Jerz Three things you learned at Columbia: […]

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Bwog In Bed: You’re Probably Already Home But We’re Still Here So Shhh

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 2 Comments

We don’t give a shit if you’re already home and playing with your cat. At least one Bwogger still has 2 exams and a paper left as of this morning, so put up with us for our penultimate Bwog in Bed of 2013. Bwogline: Rich Ellerson was fired as West Point’s football coach after going […]

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Senior Poll: 1952 Vs. 2014

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 12 Comments

A few days ago, we brought you the same questions that were asked to the Class of 1952 in their senior class poll, and offered you the chance to take it yourself. The questions ranged in topic from football practice, to student leadership, to Communism; its goal was to “determine the likes and dislikes of […]

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Actual Wisdom: Achille Varzi

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 4 Comments

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: If I didn’t exist, neither would you (strictly speaking). It’s all closely connected, you know… Claim to fame: Apart from being the best cigarette roller in the Northern hemisphere? I don’t think I have any claim to fame, though I fear people will remember me as the guy who […]

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Senior Year Checklist: Cry, Scramble, Roll Eyes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 3 Comments

It’s taken quite some time for your dearly departed senior staff member to write this intro—accepting that we are, in fact, graduating (fingers crossed) is a hard thing to do. But there you have it. Somehow we’ve made it through freshman, sophomore, and junior year, and here we are with just one semester left—or less! The […]

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From the Issue: A Conversation with Ross Perlin

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 1 Comments

We humbly pay tribute to our ancestral magazine The Blue and White with another excerpt from its December issue—on campus now! Ross Perlin is an independent writer and linguist stuck in the ever-expanding no man’s land between academia, critical theory, and journalism. His first book, Intern Nation: How to Earn Nothing and Learn Little in the Brave […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kenneth Zauderer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 13 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kenneth, Kenny, Ken, Moshe, Moses, Mo-Zow, Mo Zauderer; Woodmere, NY; Columbia College Claim to fame? Probably the person who saw you saving three spots in the 3rd Floor Ref Room and kindly asked you, “Is anyone sitting there?” You unkindly gave me a dirty look, said no, and moved your things. Where are you […]

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Study Break It Down With Sun Looks Down

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 7 Comments

Take a momentary break from your finals panic to listen to some of your talented peers. Sun Looks Down—Spencer Horstman, Jacob Sunshine, David Su, all CC’14, and Diana Flanagan, CC’15—just dropped their first official single, Moonshine, and it sounds awesome. Their full EP will be available in late January, but for now you can listen […]

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Day In The Life: Gengar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 8 Comments

On the off chance Momma Bwog hasn’t already thoroughly killed the Class of 2018’s buzz, we hereby finish out our presentation of staffer’s schedules with incoming Features Editor Alexander Pines’ typical Wednesday. In case we’ve got you too down, be sure to check out our PeopleHops or Senior Wisdoms. 8:55 am: First alarm goes off, […]

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Bwog In Bed: Hold On, We’re Going Home Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 1 Comments

The end is nigh, folks. In just over 24 hours you’ll either be enjoying one of the most amazing cities in the world (something you’ve probably existed since about mid-November) or you’ll be on a plane/train/car/foot?/vehicle back to wherever it is that you go when you’re not here. So crawl back in bed with us, […]

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Bwog Reviews: It’s A White XMAS!

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all of the innuendos were perf
bwog is serious sometimes
bwog reviews
christmas is so capitalist
crack your nuts
Everybody was so talented
feminism makes me happy
is it because i'm a woman
obama references
seriously though there is a growing lack of diversity in theatre
shoutout to the pit! the brass section killed it!!
snowflake was me
we weren't drunk enough for this show
XMAS!12
yay for corporations

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SGA And Res Life Face Off

Dassi Karp 1

barely any snaps today
barnard res life
happy hannukah though!
heyo
I literally only speak to my RA when we have floor meetings
just let me invite people over
millenial pink
RA's
sga
sign ins
sorry i'm frustrated

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New Orgo Night Posters

Sarah Dahl 7

cumb
kind of don't get some of these tbh
marching band
praying this happens in butler 209
round 2 of orgo night posters
tamer than usual
the CUCR ones are the best
why does ann thornton have a war on fun?

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Announcement: Stressbusters In Butler Tonight

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columbia cares
everyone is more miserable than usual
flu season
free stuff is good
free stuff is life
free stuff makes me happy
mentioned free three times yay ocd
merch also makes me happy
self care is important

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Bwog In Bed: The Unlicensed Advice Edition

Roberta Rhyse 0

Bwog helps you with life
finals are here
glasshouse deserves a grammy
I am not qualified to give advice
I will never leave my bed
i'm actually in bed
is it to late to go to office hours
jessie ware is a babe
My GPA is shit
trust me

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Field Notes: Week Before Finals Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

currently dying in the stacks on floor 11 come say hi
honestly fuck the mta always but for real fuck the mta during the snow
I know that I'll hate the snow come February though
I want food now
It was my first time seeing snow and it was so exciting
never been to max soha
off-brand nutella
warning: wholesome vs not so wholesome based on personal opinion
wholesome? we fuck with that

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An Arbitrary Ranking Of A Cappella Groups

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a cappella
bacchantae
email tips@bwog.com if you want to join our a cappella group
jazz standards
kingsmen
nonsequitur
notes and keys
SHARP
ugh
uptown vocal
we're starting an a cappella group for people who can't read music

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Compiling All Of The Study Breaks On Campus

Thomas Saenz 0

finals
free back rubs? sign me the fuck up
gotta love being the most sleep deprived school in the nation
I want breakfast now
I'm never this wholesome on my tags
please prioritize yourself during this reading week
reading week
study hard but take breaks
this is so wholesome

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