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Morningside Almanac: 10/3/13

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Stop by Columbia’s Greenmarket on your way to class for tasty fresh fruit, vegetables, baked goods, and everything else delicious. The Greenmarket is every Thursday and Sunday—enjoy! A brief spate of warm weather will bring in the last of the summer produce, and ripens the produce of fall. Come by the info table to see […]

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Bwoglines: Government Shutdown Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Send this to all your Georgetown friends—someone has put Capitol Hill up for rent. While the extra cash won’t really help that much with the budget deficit, it’s probably an upgrade from whatever university housing your friends happen to be staying in. What would reporting on the shutdown look like if it happened in another […]

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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, […]

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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Public Safety Advisory: Motorcycle Rally

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 10 Comments

Update: Here’s what actually happened, with photos. Apparently one of the motorcycle drivers in the crash and subsequent assault on the Henry Hudson Parkway last Sunday is being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital. Prepare for a bumpy ride. Public Safety Friends, I am writing to inform you that we are in receipt of information that there may […]

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Free Flu Shots!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 3 Comments

Notice everyone around you getting sick? Have hundreds of pages to read, and can’t afford to spend the day in bed? Go get your free flu vaccine from Columbia Health. They’ll be having “flu fairs” throughout October in convenient locations such as: The 6th floor of the International Affairs Building October 10th, 11am-2pm Jerome Greene Hall […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Midterms already getting you down? Don’t worry we got you covered. Madysen Luebke, one of Bwog’s Arts Editors, has created this list of arts-related events to perk up you. Submit arts events you know of to events@bwog.com. All Weekend Columbia School of the Arts Theatre Presents The WASPS, a play by Dianne Nora. It’ll be […]

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PSA: Get on top of Barnard

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 1 Comments

Apparently Dean Hinkson and Barnard’s Student Government Association have opened the roof of the Diana Center from 12:00-2pm today. That’s right, you are actually allowed to go on the roof. So hop on this intrepid sit-outsiders. Enjoy the weather. And don’t forget to thank your friendly SGA. Their first town hall is this Thursday, 6-8pm, […]

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Ask Bwog: Beer At Rite Aid

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 0 Comments

In today’s edition of Ask Bwog, we help you buy beer (or not buy beer) from the unlikeliest of sources. If you have any questions about anything, email tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. Dear Bwog, It was 1 am on a Saturday night (Sunday morning), and we desperately needed alcohol, so we made […]

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Bwoglines: You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

So Justin Bieber was carried onto the Great Wall of China. This comes as no surprise. Kentucky Fried Chicken, known as KFC by the masses, has just released “Go Cups.” Now you can eat fried chicken and get in car crashes at the same time. The NYC Opera has filed for bankruptcy. Instead of going […]

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Senior Wisdom: Haley Fica

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find just the right amount of fucks to give
haley is so cool honestly
here at bwog we are pro colored chalk
humans of stem
i can't i have rehearsal
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so is haley
twyla tharp is badass

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Conspiracy Bwog: BoSchwo Closed Because They Didn’t Let In Minors

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berheim and schwartz closing
BoSchwo
conspiracy theory
i tried to call them but they dodged my question then told me to call back later
rip
senior night
stressed out international columbia law students
underage drinking!! ah!!!
why did bernheim close??

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Senior Wisdom: Laney McGahey

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bae area
can we major in rowing?
i miss neopets
im with you on the follow through
senior wisdom
still dont really understand what senior fund is
these are more than 3 pieces of wisdom

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Your Professor’s Closing Remarks

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closing remarks
cute mushrooms
is something only a bio teacher would say
mainsplaining is real
non cc students here still confused about lithum
when even polisci profsesors start talking about global warming

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Senior Wisdom: Wong Hui Yu

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aqueous and undulating are two pretty amazing words
columbia's visual arts classes are pretty rad
modern dance 1 is pretty amazing
nude model
senior wisdom
that is a great existence justification
that's a lot of favorite classes

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Senior Wisdom: Alexandra Warrick

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cynicism is always important
do latenight
nice acronym for oral sex
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senior wisdom always amkes me emotional
try it
what does winklevoss mean

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Bwog in Bed: Still Haven’t Started Studying Edition

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avoid nutcracker like the plague
but for those ballet dancers among us
or procrastinate by doing your eyebrows
trust me the memories itll bring up aren't worth it
which is a surprisingly effective method of procrastination
who on this planet hasn't heard of global warming tho

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Senior Wisdom: Yadir Lakehal

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did you 3d print that koronet pie
how the fuck do you 3d print food
much hate for carlton arms
senior wisdom
TIL transfer students do nsop with freshmen
who eats 3d printed food

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