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ESC: Wow, Such Meeting

By Bwog Staff on Nov 13, 2013 2 Comments

On Monday night Bwogger Keenan Albee infiltrated sat in on this week’s ESC meeting.  After sacrificing a virgin and praying to Galactus, they got down to business. Mr. Albee brings to you their latest tidings, and the news that the Devourer of Worlds is coming here, to Earth. Prepare yourselves. Things were moving forward as per usual following […]
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Comics@Columbia: The Indie/Hipster Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 13, 2013 1 Comments

Heads up everybody! Tonight, “three of Brooklyn’s most interesting indie cartoonists” are coming to Columbia for “a discussion of their work, their process, their origins, and their future.” Titled, “Brooklyn Comes to Morningside Heights”, this is the last Comics@Columbia event of the Fall semester, and will be held in Butler Library room 523 at 6pm. The panel consists […]
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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Nov 13, 2013 4 Comments

Have you noticed the darkening skies? Do you find your mood darkening as well? Have you locked yourself in a room with chocolate and Netflix for two days? Madysen Luebke, Bwog’s artistic spirit animal, and also Arts Editor, has the key to your lock. Go see a show this weekend, and let us know how […]
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Live at Lerner: CultFever

By Bwog Staff on Nov 13, 2013 1 Comments

Like every band you have never heard of, Cultfever hails from Brooklyn, the one-stop-shop for musicians who will blow your mind at 2am in the morning. Relive the glory days of going out on the weekends, partaking in sweet beverages, and having a social life by stopping by the Piano Lounge from 12pm-1pm. Labeled Live At Lerner […]
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Bwoglines: No Comment Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 13, 2013 0 Comments

A Michigan man has won the jackpot. Twice. No comment. (Huffington Post) America had created an ethanol policy in an attempt to slow global warming and make the United States “cleaner, stronger, and more secure.” It has done the opposite. (Associated Press) People with degrees in useful majors have been useful once again. This time, […]
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GREEK BΣΔΤS: Words from Onyx and Lambda

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2013 64 Comments

And here we have a lot of words from Onyx and Lambda, courtesy of Lambda, regarding the GREEK BΣΔΤS controversy. Click on the links to download the different statements; it’s way too many words for us to copy-paste here, but we’ll give you some highlights. Lambda has provided us with (uncensored) video from the performance. […]
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A Straight Flush

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2013 10 Comments

According to a tip, a urinal in the John Jay 5 men’s room is flooding. The urinal is pissed. A straight flush. The biggest leak since Snowden. Who’s in trouble? Urine trouble! I hate John Jay. Fuck this place. Suck my dick Columbia. Remember that you can call Columbia Housing 24/7 at (212) 854-2779 for […]
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GREEK BΣΔΤS Causes A Stir

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2013 31 Comments

You may have heard the controversy: at Saturday night’s GREEK BΣΔΤS talent show, thrown by SDT, a performance of “Holy Grail” by members of Lambda came complete with the original, uncensored offensive language–specifically, repeated use of the n-word. The song apparently caused multiple people to storm out of the event, and a “face-off” was had […]
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AskBwog: Procrastination Problem

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2013 3 Comments

Dear Bwog, At what point does my procrastination become a real problem? Yours, Buzzfeeding in Butler Dear Buzzfeeding in Butler, Now, we’ve all been known to take a sip of procrastination here and there. Sometimes you just need a little to decompress after a long day or give your head a break. In fact, in […]
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Portrait of the Young Student As A Senior

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2013 1 Comments

This past week, the Class of 2014 had several opportunities to get their official senior portrait taken. Awkward, unphotogenic Alexandra Svokos tried desperately to redeem herself from her ridiculously horrible high school yearbook portrait. Here’s her internal monologue. You are not going to fuck this up again. Just get in there, do what they say, and […]
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Magazine Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2013 0 Comments

The Blue and White meets tonight: at 9 p.m. in the crypt of St. Paul’s Chapel. Staff will finalize the December issue and talk about 2014. —The editors        
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Come, Eat the Free Grilled Cheese

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2013 3 Comments

The Columbia Culinary Society extends their best grilled cheese to you tonight: at 9 PM in the East Ramp Lounge, the Culinary Society will be hosting a Grilled Cheese Faceoff between us and the grilling masters of Feelgood. Although we will have this event judged by a panel, each team is responsible for making 80+ tasting portions for […]
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An Incomplete And Unscientific Ranking Of The Slowest Elevators On Columbia’s Campus

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Open Meeting Announcement

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Bwoglines: Did Yesterday Actually Happen Edition

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Looking Behind Columbia Crushes

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We Won Homecoming 2017?!

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Ridiculous (And Totally OK) Requests To Make To Your Suitemates

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  • if you saw any of bwog staff today tell them the bagel said..... what's good!! where are your posts ??? sunday night lerner 510 square up !!
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Announcement: Free Beer Outside Baker For Seniors

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Bwoglines: School Spirit Edition

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