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Lost: Red Scarf

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Much-beloved red scarf lost in Hamilton 408 last week. If found, please email iw2170@columbia.edu.

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Columbia Journal of Literary Criticism: Call for Editors

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

The Columbia Journal of Literary Criticism, which publishes student writing twice a year and holds debates and seminars, is looking for editors. They sent Bwog the presser below (emphasis added by Bwog). We are currently seeking to appoint associate and senior editors. Senior and associate editors will read submissions to help determine which will be […]

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Shit People Steal From Dining Halls

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 7 Comments

Recently, Bwog asked for the weirdest things people have stolen from the dining halls. Here are some of the responses! The hoarders: “Through Pavlovian psychology, I’ve trained the freshman in my suite in Hartley to steal fruit daily” “I saw a girl (who may or may not have been my roommate) fill several 1-liter plastic bottles […]

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Bwog Sports: Soccer Dominates

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 4 Comments

Spotlight on Soccer The Lady Lions have been kicking the ball as of late. They’ve also been blocking the ball well (insert sexual reference here). Columbia’s women’s soccer team won their third shutout performance in four games, beating LIU Brooklyn on Sunday. The “W” is also Columbia’s second consecutive home win at home. Senior Beverley […]

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Morningside Almanac: 10/3/13

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Stop by Columbia’s Greenmarket on your way to class for tasty fresh fruit, vegetables, baked goods, and everything else delicious. The Greenmarket is every Thursday and Sunday—enjoy! A brief spate of warm weather will bring in the last of the summer produce, and ripens the produce of fall. Come by the info table to see […]

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Bwoglines: Government Shutdown Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Send this to all your Georgetown friends—someone has put Capitol Hill up for rent. While the extra cash won’t really help that much with the budget deficit, it’s probably an upgrade from whatever university housing your friends happen to be staying in. What would reporting on the shutdown look like if it happened in another […]

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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, […]

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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Public Safety Advisory: Motorcycle Rally

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 10 Comments

Update: Here’s what actually happened, with photos. Apparently one of the motorcycle drivers in the crash and subsequent assault on the Henry Hudson Parkway last Sunday is being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital. Prepare for a bumpy ride. Public Safety Friends, I am writing to inform you that we are in receipt of information that there may […]

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Free Flu Shots!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 3 Comments

Notice everyone around you getting sick? Have hundreds of pages to read, and can’t afford to spend the day in bed? Go get your free flu vaccine from Columbia Health. They’ll be having “flu fairs” throughout October in convenient locations such as: The 6th floor of the International Affairs Building October 10th, 11am-2pm Jerome Greene Hall […]

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Club Rejection Next Steps

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

club hop more like club not
come cry in our delicious trader joe's snacks on sunday night
I was rejected from more clubs here than colleges
i've been rejected from more clubs here than guys. this is a claim about how exclusive CU clubs are not about how successful my love life is because it is not
we can't say no to a pretty face and down south rump
why is it harder to get into DFA than it is to orient yourself/spell the word schermerhorn
you can also rush bwog ;)

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LGBTQ Fall Open House And Stephen Donaldson Lounge Grand Opening Tonight

Megan Ka Wei Chew 0

d the p
donny served those capital L Looks
feel like im a bit too young to have back pain
lgbtq
tbh my back hurts
what constitutes a light food
why not heavy food

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GSSC Saves The Day With Free Pizza

Alex Tang 3

but will it be better than ferris pizza
congratulations new board members
despacito died two months ago sorry not sorry
gssc
gssc carries esc and ccsc
ok it wasn't the spiciest drama but it was still something

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Bwoglines: Team Jamaica Edition

Megan Ka Wei Chew 0

bwoglines
im with team jamaica
please answer the pinocchio question
please it's caused tense arguments with my friends
travis scott's legit name is jacques
when will good news be at the forefront

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Horror-Not-Horror Story: Who Shipped A Gorilla To The Package Center

Bwog Staff 1

bwog baby daddy
clicks out for harambe
horror story
justice for harambe
package center trip gone RIGHT
u can still rush bwog
we have a baby mama now but dont have an actual kid
who gave me access to this site
who owns this gorilla

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A Eulogy For Football’s Monday Motivation

Ross Chapman 0

appreciation post for whoever runs the football twitter
Homecoming was really only the pregame for saturday night
i am a softened potato
if football keeps winning will I get straight A's?
keep shakin
maybe I'll actually go to homecoming
motivation monday

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ESC Engages In Reformation

Finn Klauber 0

bwog can't be the only one going through cat withdrawal right meow
engineering student council
esc
fuck you science
keep shakin
pdf the days away
we love free shit
where tf is oprah when you need her

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SGA Interfaces With Title IX

Dassi Karp 1

administrative guests is to SGA what voting and passing things is to the other school councils
being barnard
broken and robbed
first years are our only hope
important stuff
sga
snaps for snaps

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