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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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First Year Student Taylor Wallace Has Passed Away

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condolences
Taylor Wallace

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Bwog’s Costume Closet: Ezra Koenig

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bwog's costume closet
edward said
ezra koenig
none of the "literary" people at this school know how to write
orientalism
should she have averted her eyes and just stared at the laminated poster of the dome of the rock?

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The Class Of 2020: Where Are They Now?

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[lion emoji]
class of 2020
is there anything worse than groupme
is there anything worse than prospies
the lion order
where are they now?

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Halloween Horror Story: Lost In Havemeyer Hall

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"where has the true SPIRIT of halloween gone?" no pun intended
alma helps no one but herself
havemeyer
horror story
iPhones take batteries?
looks like we've got a 2319 over here
the scariest part of this story is the comp sci midterm

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Baking With Bwog: Jack Skellington Pumpkin Pie

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baking with bwog
bwb
jack skellington
lol fuq tim burton tho
ohhhh it's thicc
the pillsbury dough boy laugh is the scariest thing you'll ever hear
trick or treat urself
voldemort has risen... literally
what is his last name
why?!

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Where Art Thou: Halloween Arts

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although the Core Curriculum is pretty frightening tbh
be safe this Halloween!
maybe Columbia thought it was bad luck to have arts on Halloween?
no spooky arts for Halloweekend...? we're disappointed
so Bwog guesses that the Bacchae can count
where art thou?

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Bwoglines: What Were They Thinking?

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a tree is an interesting halloween costume
bwoglines
I'm sick and tired of hearing about Bill Cosby
RBG's gonna make things happen
someone wants to skip right to christmas
weiners out for hillary
yooooo transgender rights ftw!!!

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Bwog’s Costume Closet: Sexy Ivy League

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bwog's costume closet
i lost my sense of ego long ago
you can save $3 by using the fallen leaves on campus
you know what turns me on? burning away hundreds of thousands of dollars away

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