1,000,000—Dollar amount of the reward offered for ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner. All turn to dust again. (USA Today) 34,000—Troops Obama promised, during his State of the Union address, to bring home from Afghanistan in the next year. (NY Times) 24—Hours it takes a sea slug to regrow its detachable penis. (BBC) 16—Papal wardrobe malfunctions. Janet Jackson would be proud. (Buzzfeed) 5—Reasons given for disliking Valentine’s […]

Tonight’s personals feature Andrea Garcia-Vargas and Julia Wu. If either lady strikes your fancy, email personals@bwog.com for your ticket to love. Name, Year, School, Major: Andrea García-Vargas, 2013, Columbia College, English and Creative Writing Preference: Girl for guys most of the time, once in a while girl for girls with short hair, and a quirky, […]

The Culinary Society is holding their erotic cake competition tonight from 9 -10 in Lerner West Ramp Lounge. Come for a taste and vote for your favorite!  Cake of beauty via Wikimedia

Last night, excitement buzzed in the air at the rep council prepared to discuss, wait for it, puppies! Bwog sent Diana Center Bureau Chief Maddie Ball to report, who has always wanted her own support direwolf. For support, of course. This week’s SGA meeting featured two (!) administrative guests, Morgan Murray, Barnard’s Director of Disability Services, as well […]

Dear Friends/Foes, You may claim that early midterms take precedent in planning your mid-week outings, but we know where your priorities truly lie: attending The Blue & White meeting this fine eve. Come over to the basement of St. Paul’s Chapel at 9 pm to pitch content for the March issue, enjoy some hot pizza, and ponder destiny with our lovely staff. […]

CCSC’s up to its old tricks again. Bwog sent Student Council Celebrator Maren Killackey to make sure things didn’t get out of hand. Here’s what she found: Dean Marinaccio stopped by to discuss some of the reforms the Office of Financial Aid has undertaken since reviewing the results of their internal review aka that thing you […]

We know we’re about 12 days late to this, but it’s Black Heritage Month, and there are all sorts of events going on. Tonight at 9, for instance you can find the Tea Cake to your Janie at a speed dating event in the Zora Neale Hurston Lounge in Brooks Hall. Here are the rest […]

Early this morning, Columbia College Student Council began publicity on a week-long music festival in the days leading up to Bacchanal this year (April 9-14).  The schedule of acts is below.  According to CCSC members behind the event, they have booked a “major male recording artist known for creating buzz on college campuses” for the […]

Facebook only exists to make us unhappy and envious. (Reuters) One of Leonardo Da Vinci’s notebooks has been digitized and it is FULL of crazy stuff. (The Atlantic) There’s more to the decision of which dog gets Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show than one would think. (WSJ) Crime author Brad […]

Tonight’s personals include a Henry VIII enthusiast and a New Yorker fan: meet Hannah Cohen and Peter Sterne. Name, Year, School, Major: Hannah Jane Cohen, Sophomore, CC, Earth Science and Physics Preference: Girl for guy Hometown: Chappaqua, NY Dream date in seven words or fewer: Spinal tap + beer + cuddling + late night talking What redeems you […]

Remember that time you signed up for to bike around the city for free? Well here comes that time of the year again! Ecoreps’ Bike Share has worked hard to provide you with the opportunity to get your asses of your chair and on a bike saddle instead. You could ride it anywhere and everywhere […]

Somebody outside John Jay should submit to Columbia Compliments: “He’s fit. He’s fitter than a fiddle.” Somebody outside Butler decided they were fit as a fiddle: “Can I just stand with you for a second? I just got naked and they called public safety. I’m just telling you–it’s art!!!!!!” I’m wondering how the second one wasn’t […]